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  • Stumbleweed
    Livin' the dream
    • Oct 2006
    • 6279

    #16
    Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

    Originally posted by JohnnytheSkin
    Another list made for and by insecure guys.

    Yep, way to reinforce nonsensical gender roles... Any movie not named Crouching Tiger with subtitles? You mean like basically every decent martial arts movie ever made? All foreign films? I guess I didn't get the memo that real guys must watch only American films or badly-dubbed foreign ones. Boo this list.

    Any yeah, I saw The Notebook on the plane once and actually enjoyed it.. it was a good story. A lot of chick flicks are really derivative and stupid, but that one had some heart (and some reality, as others mentioned) and the cinematography was really good as well.
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    • daflyboys
      Banned
      • May 2003
      • 18238

      #17
      Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

      This list = Fail.

      Babe is okay for dudes to watch. That's my weakest rebuttal.

      50 1st Dates and The Wedding Singer are perfectly fine Drew Barrymore movies. Even Adam Sandler is at a stage where he doesn't think he can play any role at any time.

      Spontaneously breaking out into song? There goes "Remember The Titans"

      Anything w/ subtitles, etc. ---- already argued. Land Lady will proceed to kick these list makers collective a$$e$.

      Ocean's 12 & 13 anyone?? Original cast, no? Suck, yes?

      White Chicks. I mean who doesn't like White Chicks? Except maybe debutantes.

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      • moe416
        Rookie
        • Aug 2002
        • 120

        #18
        Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

        Originally posted by the_future420
        I could have sworn City of God had subtitles as well.
        You're right, it does have subtitles.
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        • 55
          Banned
          • Mar 2006
          • 20857

          #19
          Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

          Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

          That is the the stupidest thing I have ever heard. I own at least 25-30 films with subtitles and all of which are outstanding. The aforementioned City Of God being my favorite film with subtitles. Also, the best film I have seen in the past six month was Slumdog Millionaire and that also had a good amount of subtitles.

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          • Stumbleweed
            Livin' the dream
            • Oct 2006
            • 6279

            #20
            Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

            It's because European/foreign/things-that-require-reading are gay... or something. Glad we have these arbiters of good taste to keep us in line.
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            • goh
              Banned
              • Aug 2003
              • 20755

              #21
              Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

              I have a some with subtitles 3 Extremes,Run Lola Run,Night Watch,Day Watch and Leon.
              I also have 2 Wayans movies,Scary Movie and Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

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              • Fresh Tendrils
                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                • Jul 2002
                • 36131

                #22
                Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

                Leon has subtitles?



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                • Blzer
                  Resident film pundit
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 42515

                  #23
                  Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

                  The Dark Knight had three lines of subtitles... are they saying I can't own it?!
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                  • SuperBowlNachos
                    All Star
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 10218

                    #24
                    Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

                    The Notebook = action on the first date

                    Any movie starring an adult Drew Barrymore. 50 first dates wasn't that bad

                    Titanic I don't care what anyways says this is one of the best movies of all time.

                    Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
                    Pan's Labryinth

                    Any movie where a formerly awesome comedian dresses in a fat suit and/or drag. Agree

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                    • Fresh Tendrils
                      Strike Hard and Fade Away
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 36131

                      #25
                      Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

                      IIRC, an adult Drew Barrymore was in Scream (albeit for a very short period of time). How old was she for that role?



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                      • CMH
                        Making you famous
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 26203

                        #26
                        Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

                        Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                        IIRC, an adult Drew Barrymore was in Scream (albeit for a very short period of time). How old was she for that role?
                        At that time, that was a very nice short period of time.
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                        • Kelverin
                          MVP
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1479

                          #27
                          Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

                          I can agree with some of the choices, the ones I disagree with covered below.

                          "Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."
                          Sorry this movie sucked.

                          Great movies with subtitles;
                          Oldboy
                          City of God
                          M
                          Metropolis
                          1900
                          Pan's Labyrinth
                          Ran
                          The Seven Samurai
                          No Man’s Land
                          (That's just off the top of my head)

                          "Any Star Wars prequel"
                          WRONG! But they can't touch the original

                          "Grease"
                          I love this movie, go ahead and talk smack, I'll meet you outside

                          "Thelma & Louise"
                          I could look at those two women all day

                          "Any movie starring Cher"
                          Moonstruck is a good flick

                          "The English Patient"
                          Great movie
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                          • goh
                            Banned
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 20755

                            #28
                            Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

                            Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                            Leon has subtitles?
                            I thought it did,it's partly in french isn't it? I haven't watched it in a while so I'm not really sure.

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                            • SPTO
                              binging
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 68046

                              #29
                              Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

                              Originally posted by goh
                              I thought it did,it's partly in french isn't it? I haven't watched it in a while so I'm not really sure.
                              The copies of it i've seen are in English with just a little bit of subtitles.
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                              • Cebby
                                Banned
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 22327

                                #30
                                Re: The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

                                1. City of God is more awesome than any other movie ever

                                2. Dane Cook is in Waiting which is awesome

                                3. The chance that you're staying married after getting rid of your wedding video is probably pretty low

                                4. The Dark Knight recasts

                                5. Star Wars Episode III is as good as any of the originals

                                6. The Wire has a lot of homoerotic material and is completely awesome

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