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  • Jeffx
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    • Jan 2007
    • 3045

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    Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

    ...with Rihanna, no less. I smell **** FAIL.

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  • Bruins
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    • Mar 2004
    • 6433

    #2
    Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

    Peter Berg is directing. I've liked quite a few of his films (Friday Night Lights [film and two episodes of the series], The Kingdom, The Rundown, Hancock, etc. as well as the very first 30 for 30 from ESPN)

    Taylor Kitsch is the lead role and he's an actor I've always enjoyed (Tim Riggins on the FNL series, Gambit in the latest X-Men film) and Alexander Skarsgård (Generation Kill and True Blood) is starring alongside him.

    Although, when the plot is described as "At sea, a Naval fleet must protect Earth from extraterrestrial invaders.", it makes me worry.

    Nonetheless, this wont be out until 2012 so there's plenty of time to see whether it will be good or bad.

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    • CMH
      Making you famous
      • Oct 2002
      • 26203

      #3
      Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

      Kinda old news because Hollywood went on a game board rights buying binge last year, but no one started a thread about it so I guess it had to come up.

      It's an example of using a popular title to promote a film. The plot has very little to do with the actual game (well, how could it, really?) but the fact there is a Naval fleet.

      Honestly, I think this is a big mistake and not because it's a film about Battleship. I think it's a mistake because it'll get trashed for being a movie about the game. I think this type of film would have done better on its own name.
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      • SPTO
        binging
        • Feb 2003
        • 68046

        #4
        Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

        The plot sounds cheesy as all hell and is bound to make this movie a failure. We talked about this a while ago (quite a while actually) and I said it could work if they made it more of a historical action flick set in WWII.

        The only other board game that could work as a movie (other then Clue which was a damn good movie IMO) is Monopoly.
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        • CMH
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          • Oct 2002
          • 26203

          #5
          Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

          Originally posted by SPTO
          The only other board game that could work as a movie (other then Clue which was a damn good movie IMO) is Monopoly.
          Ridley Scott is apparently working with Hasbro to make a Monopoly film. It'll be a comedy.

          I read a bit on the concept and I think it'll work.

          Battleship...eh. Not sure about it.
          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

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          • BlueNGold
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            • Aug 2009
            • 21817

            #6
            Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

            Can we get a Snakes & Ladders movie with Samuel L. Jackson in the lead? "All these mother****ing snakes on mother****ing ladders! Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
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            • Fresh Tendrils
              Strike Hard and Fade Away
              • Jul 2002
              • 36131

              #7
              Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

              How could you screw up Battleship? It seems like it would be the most obvious and straight forward board-game-to-movie transition, especially when compared to Monopoly, but yet Hollywood finds a way.



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              • dickey1331
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                • Sep 2009
                • 14285

                #8
                Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

                Originally posted by BlueNGold
                Can we get a Snakes & Ladders movie with Samuel L. Jackson in the lead? "All these mother****ing snakes on mother****ing ladders! Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
                oh man that was funny.
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                • Misfit
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 5766

                  #9
                  Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

                  Originally posted by SPTO
                  The plot sounds cheesy as all hell and is bound to make this movie a failure. We talked about this a while ago (quite a while actually) and I said it could work if they made it more of a historical action flick set in WWII.

                  The only other board game that could work as a movie (other then Clue which was a damn good movie IMO) is Monopoly.
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                  • BatsareBugs
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 12553

                    #10
                    Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

                    Why stop at Board Games? I'm waiting for my Minesweeper movie to come out.

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                    • Fresh Tendrils
                      Strike Hard and Fade Away
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 36131

                      #11
                      Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

                      Originally posted by Rag3vsW0rld
                      Why stop at Board Games? I'm waiting for my Minesweeper movie to come out.
                      Right click....BOOM!



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                      • Beantown
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                        • Feb 2005
                        • 31523

                        #12
                        Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

                        Originally posted by Rag3vsW0rld
                        Why stop at Board Games? I'm waiting for my Minesweeper movie to come out.
                        Minesweeper - The Movie


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                        • dickey1331
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                          • Sep 2009
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                          #13
                          Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

                          Originally posted by Beantown
                          Minesweeper - The Movie


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                          LOL that was funny. I would go see it
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                          • Candyman5
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                            • Nov 2006
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                            #14
                            Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

                            Just watched this and it actually wasnt that bad. Thought it was funny when they did the whole B2 thing, lmao. (You'll understand if you see it)

                            There were some parts that were funny, some were stupid and some that was interesting.
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                            • shugknight
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                              • Oct 2004
                              • 4585

                              #15
                              Re: Hollywood is Making 'Battleship' into a Movie, Seriously

                              When I think of Battleship I only picture one thing ..

                              The episode on the Simpson's where they're at the retirement home and the old folks are playing bingo and each time a number was called, old man Jasper would yell out..

                              "YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP "

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