The Roast of David Hasselhoff

Collapse

Recommended Videos

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Brandwin
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jul 2002
    • 30621

    #1

    The Roast of David Hasselhoff

    Anyone watching? lisa lampanelli was funny, but Seth McFarlane had the line of the night so far.

    Lisa, your vagina is like clorox 2. Safe for whites but really made for coloreds.


    We're hear to roast a man who's career has crumbled worse than Hatti.

    Hasselhoff's liver is so black and bloated it could have starred in Prescious.
  • jb12780
    Hall of Fame
    • Oct 2008
    • 10665

    #2
    Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

    Yeah Lampenelli is hilarious.
    GT:jb12780
    PSN:jb12780

    Comment

    • Bellsprout
      Hard Times.
      • Oct 2009
      • 25652

      #3
      Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

      Hulkamania runnin' wild all over the Roast.

      Is Pam Anderson's top see through?
      Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
      Originally posted by l3ulvl
      A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

      Comment

      • dossier
        Banned
        • Oct 2006
        • 2272

        #4
        Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

        Hulk isn't too good so far

        Edit: Not all of his lines are bad.

        Comment

        • Watson
          Burrow Club
          • Jul 2008
          • 27013

          #5
          Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

          Nick Swardson is going to get a TV show? Yes please.
          And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

          @AdamdotH

          Comment

          • Bellsprout
            Hard Times.
            • Oct 2009
            • 25652

            #6
            Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

            I love Seth MacFarlane. In a totally platonic way.

            And yes, you can totally see through her shirt.
            Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
            Originally posted by l3ulvl
            A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

            Comment

            • Bellsprout
              Hard Times.
              • Oct 2009
              • 25652

              #7
              Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

              Iago is killing it right now.

              None of which I can post here. But the thing about the tampon was hilarious.
              Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
              Originally posted by l3ulvl
              A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

              Comment

              • Brandwin
                Hall Of Fame
                • Jul 2002
                • 30621

                #8
                Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

                Yeah the tampon joke was good.

                Comment

                • Bellsprout
                  Hard Times.
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 25652

                  #9
                  Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

                  Springer: "I'm not very good looking but I'm rich as ****."

                  He could bomb the rest of this and still be one of the better ones of the night simply because of that line.
                  Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                  Originally posted by l3ulvl
                  A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

                  Comment

                  • jb12780
                    Hall of Fame
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 10665

                    #10
                    Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

                    That last chick who was on was hilarious too. The joke about Magic Johnson's blood and Pam Anderson was priceless.
                    GT:jb12780
                    PSN:jb12780

                    Comment

                    • Bellsprout
                      Hard Times.
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 25652

                      #11
                      Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

                      That commercial for that Last Exorcism movie scared the **** out of me. Seriously.
                      Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                      Originally posted by l3ulvl
                      A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

                      Comment

                      • Brandwin
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 30621

                        #12
                        Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

                        Man I missed Giraldo. My favorite I only saw the end.

                        David - Your liver is so shrivled, black and dead that if you put your ear to it you could hear it say "what you taking bout Willis"

                        Comment

                        • Brandwin
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 30621

                          #13
                          Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

                          Originally posted by jb12780
                          That last chick who was on was hilarious too. The joke about Magic Johnson's blood and Pam Anderson was priceless.
                          You have been with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don't you just save yourself some time and drink some of Magic Johnsons blood.

                          Something like that.

                          Comment

                          • jb12780
                            Hall of Fame
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 10665

                            #14
                            Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

                            Originally posted by Brandon
                            You have been with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don't you just save yourself some time and drink some of Magic Johnsons blood.

                            Something like that.
                            i forget her name but i thought she was the funniest.
                            GT:jb12780
                            PSN:jb12780

                            Comment

                            • Bellsprout
                              Hard Times.
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 25652

                              #15
                              Re: The Roast of David Hasselhoff

                              Originally posted by Brandon
                              David - Your liver is so shrivled, black and dead that if you put your ear to it you could hear it say "what you taking bout Willis"
                              That and the Magic Johnson joke were the kind that were hysterical while making me feel like crap for laughing at them.
                              Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                              Originally posted by l3ulvl
                              A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

                              Comment

                              Working...