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[Noflufftech]

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"New is always better"
- Barney Stinson, HIMYM

[shogunofharlem3]

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How're they gonna keep them down on the farm after they've seen Karl Hungus?

[Majingir]

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"New is always better"

- Barney Stinson, HIMYM

Ted: You keep saying that you have one rule but they're always different.

Barney: New is always better is my oldest rule which makes it the best.


Also, still not over himyms horrible ending 5 years later.

[ImTellinTim]

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When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

[Majingir]

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Funny line thrown into Last Man Standing: (where Tim Allen plays the dad)
"Toy Story 4? How does dad have this movie already?"

[Blzer]

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I just re-watched The Hateful Eight recently, and there's a line from SLJ that literally made me spit out some of my drink laughing after he said it. The problem with posting the line is it implies racism, but that's not why I think the line is funny.

[Blzer]

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John Cena in BumbleBee: "There's a door in my way!"

Katy Perry on American Idol: "Oh my goodness, you're a ginger! You're going extinct!"

[youvalss]

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Elaine (to the busboy): Oh, thanks very much, the soup was really good.

Jerry: What are you telling him for?

Elaine: What?

Jerry: He's the busboy, you think he cares about the soup?

Elaine: Yeah, why? Wouldn't he want the soup to be good?

Jerry: Elaine, it's all this guy can do to keep from killing himself. You think he's back there, talking to the chef, going, "Hey, they like the soup! Keep it up!"?

[Caulfield]

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treat yo self

[youvalss]

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JERRY: Oh, you think she was refunding?

GEORGE: Every time we go out to eat the minute we we're done eating she's runnin to the bathroom.

ELAINE: So you're concerned.

GEORGE: Elaine, of course I'm concerned. I'm payin' for those meals. It's like throwing money down the toilet.

JERRY: In a manner of speaking.

GEORGE: Let me digest it. Let me get my money's worth.

[Caulfield]

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why am I Mr. Pink?

[Blzer]

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Yo coach, why don't you invite your pants down to your shoes so they can party?

[Majingir]

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"Lucky Ducky in my Bucket"

That was a legit guess on Wheel of Fortune.

Almost as funny, they left _uck_ blank for a few seconds during the tossup round. Reminded me of the Family Guy moment.

[Caulfield]

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"Lucky Ducky in my Bucket"

That was a legit guess on Wheel of Fortune.


Almost as funny, they left _uck_ blank for a few seconds during the tossup round. Reminded me of the Family Guy moment.

or ''people who annoy you'' in South Park's Wheel.

[Caulfield]

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great line from Seinfeld, The Heart Attack:

'" Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109''


okay, so maybe it's not the same out context lol