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[youvalss]

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"George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?"

[Watson]

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Do you hunt? You know, shoot, kill things-animals.

-No

When you shoot a bird, duck, or pheasant, say your dog, your retriever, picks up with it's mouth-it's soft mouth. Soft mouth is key otherwise the dog sinks his teeth into the bird's flesh. Your dog brings it to you and lays it at your feet. But sometimes when you shoot the bird, it's not dead. It's just wounded. Strange thing is, whether the bird is dead or just wounded, once the dog gets it in his mouth, the bird goes limp. Like a rag, it doesn't move. It acts like it's dead. Doesn't struggle or scream, it just...goes limp. Don't you think that's strange? You know what I think it is? Fear. The bird's scared out his *** **** mind. Who wouldn't be? I know I would. Then again, maybe the bird is faking, you know what I'm saying? Maybe it wants you-talking about the bird now-to think it's dead. So when the dog drops it out of it's soft mouth at it's master's feet it can take off. It works sometimes. You wouldn't think it does, but it does. Not a lot, once in a blue moon.

-Please, I swear. I'm not KGB. I don't know anything. Please, I swear.

You're scared, I know. I would be too. Because I've got you in my soft mouth. And you're not dead, not yet. Maybe you think you can run when I drop you at my master's feet. Maybe you can. Maybe you will. But the thing is you have my partner. If you don't tell me where he is, you will never be dropped at my master's feet. My bite will go hard and you will know you are dead before your heart stops beating.

[djp73]

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What a great scene from such a great show.

[djp73]

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If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play?

Got to. It's America, man.

[youvalss]

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"Pretty...pretty...pretty...pretty......good".

[Watson]

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American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.

The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers , and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans though and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new.

When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.

[Blzer]

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I've heard of "popcorn in the face," but this is ridiculous!

[Watson]

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Is your hog on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin signs. Sudden weight loss. Euphoria leadin to paranoia. Stealitization of your thangs. And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense at tall. Warn your hog about the dangers of meth a fore it's too damn late. I'm Early Cuyler and this concludes my court-ordered community service. Don't it?

[youvalss]

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JERRY: I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. The question is whether you'd rather date the blind or the deaf.

ELAINE: Ah, . . .

GEORGE: Now you're off on a topic.

JERRY: You know, I think, I would rather date the deaf.

ELAINE: Uh hu.

JERRY: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around the house. And lets face it they're not going to get all the crumbs. I'd possibly be walking around with a sponge.

GEORGE: You see I disagree. I'd rather be dating the blind. You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her.

ELAINE: I think she'd figure it out.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I need to go through my Seinfeld DVDs again.

[l3ulvl]

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I was on heroin

I used crack cocaine

50x a day

[Caulfield]

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You say arigato like we say arigato.

[Watson]

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Good work, Denny. You've arrested a fish... and your car.

Mmmhmm. Yep, I done it. Thank you.

Any reason?

Suspicion, collusion... That that car goin' use that wide mouth bass goin' turn into a robot. Probably.

Denny, I highly doubt that. But, if that's how you choose to spend your weekend.

I reckon I do. I'm the law. Tell 'em I done whittle this down to get that piece of corn out of my teeth that's been buggin me for two weeks.

Very impressive. Do you see that cloud outside?

Yeah-huh.

Direct traffic into it.

[Watson]

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Please accept this respectful striptease of sorrow in the memory of Vicky's Dad

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Flanders?! Can't a man just drink alone on a Wednesday morning?