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[Ghost Of The Year]

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"Don't gaslight me."

"Gaslighting doesn't exist. You made it up because you're ****ing crazy."

[Majingir]

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"Every Friday one thing is guaranteed, and that is that 2 days ago it was Wednesday!"

[Speedy]

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"Now number fiveeee"

"I never want to hear you say...I want it that way"

"Number five. He killed my brother"

"OH?! I forgot about that part"

[Majingir]

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(I feel like I've posted this quote already but can't find it in here)

Kyle: You know, it's been said that God is a comedian playing for an audience who's just too afraid to laugh.

*Jim turns to Kyle*

Jim: Who said that?

Kyle: It's me, Kyle.

[Blzer]

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Squidward that wasn't the peace treaty that was a copy of the peace treaty.

[lissajonee]

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I'd like to report a theft from my check, idk who FICA is but that bitch stole 10% of my money

[Majingir]

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I'd like to report a theft from my check, idk who FICA is but that bitch stole 10% of my money

I watched a Friends episode recently that had the same joke.

"Who is Fica and why is he getting my money?"

And funny enough, in the same scene we got this line.

"If you were omnipotent for a day what would you do?"

"Probably kill myself."

"Excuse me?"

"If little Joey's dead then I got no reason to live."

"No Joey, OMnipotent."

"You are? Dude I'm sorry, I didn't know."

[kingsofthevalley]

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"Got room for one mo'"

"Who the hell are you?!!!

"Names Major Marquess Warren, trying to get a couple of no goods in to market"

Hateful Eight! Quentin Tarentino is my GUY!! I know the entire scripts of all of his movies by heart. Watch atleast one or two of em every month and never get tired of em.

[Majingir]

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"They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but I don't want to get any stronger!"

[Ghost Of The Year]

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I didn't know Cheryl Miller's little brother played basketball.

[Ghost Of The Year]

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"I can't be around sad people, they make me sad."

"I'm the same way with horny people."

[oldmen123]

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Say hello to my litte friend

[Blzer]

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Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

Seth: And you landed on McLovin...

Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.

Seth: WHY THE **** WOULD IT BE BETWEEN THAT OR MUHAMMED?!?!

[Ghost Of The Year]

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I used to watch Pulp Fiction and laugh, but now I'm like ''That poor gimp is somebody's child.''

[dododoan]

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I'd like to report a theft from my check, idk who FICA is but that bitch stole 10% of my money