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[buckeye02]

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Ima get a tattoo across my chest that says thug nasty, nasty THUG!


"Pinky: [points a gun to Craig's head] Don't move! Or I'll blow your g**damn head smooth off. Now back up. Slowly! Don't say a word.

Craig Jones: But I was jus...

Pinky: [cuts Craig off] I said don't say a word!

Pinky: [giggles] Little mutha****a gonna try and rob me. Well I'ma show you how we do it here in Pinky's *noogah*.

Craig Jones: I wasn't trying to...

Pinky: [cuts Craig off] Shut up! Before I bust a cap in yo' ***. Now what'chu been done wit' Day-Day and Roach?

Craig Jones: Day-Day is my peep...

Pinky: [cuts Craig off] Shut up!

Pinky: Now who sent you, ni**a?

Craig Jones: Nobody sen...

Pinky: [cuts Craig off] Shut the fu... Did I say... Ohhh, ni**a! I'll... oh, ****! Say something! Say something else, ni**a! I'ma tie yo' monkey *** up.

[Buckeyes_Doc]

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"Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ***, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like a Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it."

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his *****!

[ImTellinTim]

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-"A message? What number did you call?"

"Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...."

-"I can't hear you, you're trailing off, and did I catch a 'niner' in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?"

"No, it was a cordless"

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops.
SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the *shoulder*!
I don't know how they do things up in Buckley Town, but down here, we are caution for other drivers on the road.
Roades, Roods.
[reaches back and smacks Steve] Quiet back there. Geez, raving psycho, we arrested him becuase he butchered over 300 chickens and screwed a Beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for Bangin Horses'.
[looks in the back seat and Steve smiles at him] Good God! Just make sure you get him through this state a little faster then 7 miles an hour officer...
Meoff... Jack.
[looks back at Steve and laughs making a jerking off motion]
Ok? now get him out of here.
Ookie Dookie.

[Cutter15]

NE - "I need a hundred beers. Exactly...exactly one hundred. Thank you."

"we don't serve people who awaken lake trolls."

Bartender - "you must play a song to put the troll back to sleep."

SS - "hey douchebag. How the hell we gonna play with no electricals, huh? Think about it."

[Watson]

It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.

[Cutter15]

Hyde - "okay... I finally made up my mind about...Jackie. I'm gonna marry her, I'm gonna be Mrs. Jackie Hyde!"

Forman - "I think you need one more beer."

Hyde - "could be"
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Hyde - "how dare she give me an ultimatum? This is my life she's messin with!...she can go to hell, I'll see her in hell!"

Forman - "maybe one more beer"

Hyde - "one more couldn't hurt"

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
And the answer ladies... is trust.

[Bellsprout]

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"Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off........... [to Panda] Hey! You're making me look stupid! Get out here, Panda Jerk!"

[Buckeyes_Doc]

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"With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old Man gathered up the sad remains of his shattered Major Award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it next to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of "Taps" being played. Gently."

[Watson]

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Roses are red, violets are blue... **** you, whore!

[LionsFanNJ]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have aquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


QUIIIIIIIIIICK! IMMA KILL YOU QUIIIIIIIIIICK!


There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green.

sent from parts unknown

[Bellsprout]

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"The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch."

[trobinson97]

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JS: Today I'm offering legless dogs.
O: I'm sorry, we're not interested.
JS: Now listen, hear me out... You never have to walk 'em.
O: Oh gosh...
JS: They're like cuddly throw pillows.
O: No, look, we just...
JS: Like cats with personality.
S: We just can't really...
JS: They never run away.
S: True, but...
JS: They're safe around children. What do you guys say?