Random TV/Movie Quotes...

Collapse

Recommended Videos

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • ~LiverpoolRed~
    YNWA
    • Dec 2008
    • 10755

    #166
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig.
    Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
    Can he swing from a web?
    No he can't, He's a pig.
    Look out!
    He is the Spider-Pig!

    Comment

    • coolguy124
      Banned
      • Aug 2011
      • 588

      #167
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      Originally posted by ~LiverpoolRed~
      Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig.
      Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
      Can he swing from a web?
      No he can't, He's a pig.
      Look out!
      He is the Spider-Pig!
      thank you lord for this bountiful...PENIS

      bountiful penis amen

      Comment

      • ScoobySnax
        #faceuary2014
        • Mar 2009
        • 7624

        #168
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        Old Man: "I don't know what y'all afraid of. There's no reason to be scared of a sad dog."

        Martin: "I didn't say sad dog, I said Mad Dog!"

        Old Man: "Mad Dog?! Gotta go!"
        Originally posted by J. Cole
        Fool me one time that's shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.
        PSN: xxplosive1984
        Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/os_scoobysnax/profile

        Comment

        • ~LiverpoolRed~
          YNWA
          • Dec 2008
          • 10755

          #169
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          [hears knock at door] Who is it?
          It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
          Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
          All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
          What money?
          Acey said you had some dough for me.
          That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
          Acey said 10%.
          [smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
          What do you mean?
          He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.
          Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give *you*, Snakes. [pulls out machine gun]
          I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
          [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'!
          1... 2... 10!
          [starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]
          Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

          Comment

          • Watson
            Burrow Club
            • Jul 2008
            • 27013

            #170
            I DUDDITS!
            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

            @AdamdotH

            Comment

            • Cutter15
              MVP
              • Oct 2010
              • 1770

              #171
              "ya know Red, it really upset me today when you wouldn't say anything nice to Eric."

              "well I could see how that would surprise you what with nice things constantly bubbling out of my mouth."
              Alabama Crimson Tide
              New Orleans Saints
              Kyle Busch #18
              Atlanta Braves
              Southern Miss Golden Eagles

              Twitter

              Comment

              • Bellsprout
                Hard Times.
                • Oct 2009
                • 25652

                #172
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                "Attention customers!

                Testicles.

                That is all."
                Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                Originally posted by l3ulvl
                A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

                Comment

                • Bighoff
                  The Bird is the word
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 5312

                  #173
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle.
                  I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

                  Comment

                  • tbbucsfan001
                    Pro
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 642

                    #174
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    https://<iframe width="420" height="...reen></iframe>

                    https://<iframe width="560" height="...reen></iframe>

                    https://<iframe width="560" height="...reen></iframe>

                    Comment

                    • Watson
                      Burrow Club
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 27013

                      #175
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      ^^^you're doing it wrong


                      Holy **** It's Viper!
                      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                      @AdamdotH

                      Comment

                      • buckeye02
                        MVP
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 4148

                        #176
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

                        Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the **** up!



                        Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.

                        Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?

                        Dale Doback: Fantasy league.
                        Last edited by buckeye02; 08-24-2011, 12:51 AM.
                        PSN: buckeye02

                        Comment

                        • ~LiverpoolRed~
                          YNWA
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 10755

                          #177
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          And joining us in the booth this evening, big fan of BASEketball, Tony Nocholino, who plays, as you know, Latino cut-up "Scooter" on the new hit comedy series "What's the Difference?" airing between "Recycled Junk" starring Lisa Campbell and "Same Old Crap" featuring teen heartthrob Mark Swenson, all part of the great fall lineup on our network's "Who gives a rat's ***?" Thursdays

                          Comment

                          • Buckeyes_Doc
                            In Dalton I Trust
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 11918

                            #178
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            Stomp! Clap! Stomp! Stomp! Clap! Stomp! Clap! Stomp! Stomp! Clap! The eagle's born out of thunder. He flies through the night. Don't you mess with his eggs now, or you'll see us fight! Yes we have feathers, but the muscles of men. 'Cuz we're birds of war now, but we're also men! Birds of war! Ah ah ah ah!!
                            Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - Bulls

                            Comment

                            • ~LiverpoolRed~
                              YNWA
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 10755

                              #179
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up.
                              Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
                              No honey, I'll probably just be waaaay too drunk.
                              Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
                              Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too ****-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
                              Ok, bye, daddy.
                              Bye, Pumpkin.

                              Comment

                              • ScoobySnax
                                #faceuary2014
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 7624

                                #180
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                "Yeaaahh, Put that gun down son. And get knocked out like your father used to!"
                                Originally posted by J. Cole
                                Fool me one time that's shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.
                                PSN: xxplosive1984
                                Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/os_scoobysnax/profile

                                Comment

                                Working...