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  • Basketball GURU
    MVP
    • Jul 2010
    • 1287

    #211
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    "I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the **** up." I be quiet.... But when he leave, I be talking again."

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    • Bellsprout
      Hard Times.
      • Oct 2009
      • 25652

      #212
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      "We don't need a toilet! The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years and it will continue to do so!"
      Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
      Originally posted by l3ulvl
      A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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      • Watson
        Burrow Club
        • Jul 2008
        • 27013

        #213
        Frito: It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?

        Joe: I'm not guilty!

        Frito: That's not what the other lawyer said.
        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

        @AdamdotH

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        • TracerBullet
          One Last Job
          • Jun 2009
          • 22119

          #214
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your Children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr.... "**** you, I'm eating!"
          Originally posted by BlueNGold
          I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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          • Bellsprout
            Hard Times.
            • Oct 2009
            • 25652

            #215
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            [taking attendance]
            "Okay, let's try this again. Just say 'here', and we will consider 'here' to be short for 'here I am, rock you like a hurricane'."
            "You do as the Scorpions have before you!"
            Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
            Originally posted by l3ulvl
            A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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            • TracerBullet
              One Last Job
              • Jun 2009
              • 22119

              #216
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              Originally posted by Dayman
              [taking attendance]
              "Okay, let's try this again. Just say 'here', and we will consider 'here' to be short for 'here I am, rock you like a hurricane'."
              "You do as the Scorpions have before you!"
              I've had this line stuck in my head for about a week now .
              Originally posted by BlueNGold
              I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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              • ProfessaPackMan
                Bamma
                • Mar 2008
                • 63852

                #217
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                "A person is smart. People are dumb".
                #RespectTheCulture

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                • ImTellinTim
                  YNWA
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 33028

                  #218
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  See, this is what Jerry doesn’t understand. We can see each other. We can see each other every day, but it doesn’t mean we are back together.

                  -I mean I love just seeing you and having sex.

                  Yeah.

                  - Not having to do all that…you know…work.

                  Well, either way…

                  - All that calling you, and buying you stuff…

                  David…

                  - Caring about how everyone at work isn’t as smart as you. It’s brutal.

                  Alright that’s it! We’re back together!

                  - Oh, no.

                  Oh, yeah.

                  - Look Elaine, be reasonable.

                  Get those clothes off. You’re going to spend the night and we’re going to cuddle!

                  - What?

                  You heard me. Strip!!!

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                  • TracerBullet
                    One Last Job
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 22119

                    #219
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    "Do you want the mustache on or off?"

                    "Off please."

                    ........

                    "Too bad."
                    Originally posted by BlueNGold
                    I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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                    • CMH
                      Making you famous
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 26203

                      #220
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      "I think I've got a frush."
                      "What the ****'s a frush?"
                      "A *frush*."
                      "Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush."
                      "Oh, thank you."


                      And from the same film.

                      "Big deal! Did you get in her pants?"
                      "She's not that kind of girl, Booger."
                      "Why? Does she have a penis?"
                      "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                      "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                      • Watson
                        Burrow Club
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 27013

                        #221
                        Originally posted by TracerBullet
                        Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your Children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr.... "**** you, I'm eating!"
                        It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bull**** everyone with a bunch of smart talk: 'Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!' That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, 'Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as ****! We all know that.' And he sentenced his *** to one night of rehabilitation.
                        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                        @AdamdotH

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                        • Fresh Tendrils
                          Strike Hard and Fade Away
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 36131

                          #222
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          There's money in the banana stand.



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                          • The GIGGAS
                            Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 28474

                            #223
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                            There's money in the banana stand.
                            How much clearer can I say, there's always MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!
                            Rose City 'Til I Die
                            Duuuuuuuvvvvaaaaaaaal
                            Hokie Hokie Hokie Hy

                            Member: OS Uni Snob Assoc.
                            OS OT Post Champ '11

                            Twitter: @TheGIGGAS_OS
                            Xbox Live: TheGIGGAS
                            3DS: 1349-7755-3870

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                            • Fresh Tendrils
                              Strike Hard and Fade Away
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 36131

                              #224
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                              How much clearer can I say, there's always MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!
                              No touching!



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                              • youvalss
                                ******
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 16599

                                #225
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                "It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!"
                                My Specs:

                                ZX Spectrum
                                CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
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                                RAM: 48 KB
                                OS: Sinclair BASIC

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