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[LionsFanNJ]

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I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something...I am God.

[ImTellinTim]

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I have to return some videotapes.

I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn, my supposed fiance, keeps buzzing in my ear.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn, my supposed fiance, keeps buzzing in my ear.

Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

[Watson]

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You wanna talk about stress? You wanna talk about STRESS? OK, I've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, Mac, how bout that for stress?... This company is being bled like a stump pig, Mac and I've got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out.......... Take a look at this: That right there is the mail. Now can we talk about the mail? Can we talk about the mail, please Mac? I'm dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? Pepe Silvia; this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia. Pepe Silvia. I look at the mail, well this WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA!!! So I say to myself 'I gotta find this guy, I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy's ******* hands, otherwise he's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here.' So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac, WHAT DO I FIND OUT???.... There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, OK? So I decided 'Awww ****, buddy I gotta dig a little deeper.' There's no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be KIDDING ME! I got BOXES full of PEPE!! Alright, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say 'CAROLLLLL!!! CAROLLL!! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!' And when I open the door what do I find, there's not a single ******* desk in that office, there is...no...Carol...in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a ******* ghost town.

[Bellsprout]

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^^^
I want to like that twice. I really, really do.

[buckeye02]

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Ray: C'mon lets go right now, lets go to the zoo.

Jerry: The ****ing zoo is closed Ray.

Ray: (whispers) you said ****

Jerry: Uh....yeah....I

Ray: Don't worry i won't tell.



Jerry: He said i don't know what it's like to be black? I'm Mr. black people.

[Kanobi]

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"I'm the one that got away. The one you don't f**k with"

[Fresh Tendrils]

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It says 'twist off', TWIST OFF!

[Watson]

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As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.

[CMH]

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Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh ****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?

Dennis: I see a door marked "Private." Is that the door you're talking about?

Charlie: Nah, I was talking abou...I didn't say...did you...what did you hear?

Dennis: I heard you say "There was a door marked pirate."

Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna see what's living in there?

Dennis: You're the one that....Jesus Christ man, ****.

[WyxHarmon]

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You wanna talk about stress? You wanna talk about STRESS? OK, I've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, Mac, how bout that for stress?... This company is being bled like a stump pig, Mac and I've got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out.......... Take a look at this: That right there is the mail. Now can we talk about the mail? Can we talk about the mail, please Mac? I'm dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? Pepe Silvia; this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia. Pepe Silvia. I look at the mail, well this WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA!!! So I say to myself 'I gotta find this guy, I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy's ******* hands, otherwise he's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here.' So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac, WHAT DO I FIND OUT???.... There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, OK? So I decided 'Awww ****, buddy I gotta dig a little deeper.' There's no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be KIDDING ME! I got BOXES full of PEPE!! Alright, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say 'CAROLLLLL!!! CAROLLL!! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!' And when I open the door what do I find, there's not a single ******* desk in that office, there is...no...Carol...in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a ******* ghost town.

[Watson]

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I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna to kick a little ***, I'm gonna to kick some *** in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some ***, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ***. ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!!

[Blzer]

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I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Oh, this isn't even B.O. Its beyond B.O. Its BBO.

[buckeye02]

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Marcus Burnett: Who the **** are you?

Reggie: Hi, Mr. Burnett. I'm Reggie.

Marcus Burnett: What you doing here?

Reggie: I came to take out Megan.

Marcus Burnett: What?!

Reggie: I came to take out Megan.

Marcus Burnett: How old are you?

Reggie: I'm 15 Mr. Burnett.

Marcus Burnett: Mother****er, you look 30. Show me some ID.

Reggie: I don't have none on me.

Marcus Burnett: You don't have no ID. Get your *** up against that wall. What is your problem? You think you know it all. Little young Thundercats. Got joints on you?

Reggie: No.

Marcus Burnett: You smoke that ****?

Reggie: No, sir.

Marcus Burnett: You trying to get my daughter high? Do you smoke that ****?

Mike Lowry: *****, who that is at the door?

Marcus Burnett: It's Reggie.

Mike Lowry: Who the **** is Reggie?

Marcus Burnett: Came to take Megan out.

Mike Lowry: What you want, *****?

Reggie: I'm here to take his daughter out.

Mike Lowry: What's your name?

Reggie: Reggie.

Mike Lowry: I heard the mother****er say your name Reggie. You taking Megan out? How old is you?

Reggie: 15.

Mike Lowry: ****, *****, you at least 30.

Marcus Burnett: This is Mike.

Mike Lowry: Can you fight?

Reggie: Yeah.

Mike Lowry: You can fight? Mother****er. You can't fight. Look at you...

Marcus Burnett: Cut it out.

Mike Lowry: I want to know if...When somebody taking my niece out, I want to know if he can fight. Somebody might come say something, the ***** can't fight, she can't go.

Marcus Burnett: This is Megan's godfather, okay? He just got out the joint.

Mike Lowry: Why you putting all my business in the street?

Marcus Burnett: They call him...

Mike Lowry: [waves gun] I got out of jail. I ain't going back! I ain't going back! What's wrong with you? You're scared. You ain't seen a gun before?

Marcus Burnett: Stop pointing the gun at the boy.

Mike Lowry: [points gun at Marcus] Look, don't you disrespect me in front of company.

Marcus Burnett: Let the gun go off.

Mike Lowry: *****, you a big, tall, Ludacris-looking mother****er, ain't you? You rap?

Reggie: No.

Mike Lowry: Move ***** get out the way, if you stay on the highway get the **** out of my way.

Marcus Burnett: Hey, Mike! [talks to Reggie] Now, listen. Have my daughter home at 9 o'clcok.
If she ain't home at 9:01 I'm in the car, okay? Lock, loaded and hunting your mother****ing *** down. Do you hear me? Speak up.

Mike Lowry: I'll go with him. If I'm there, know what it'll be? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, *****. That's what it'll be.