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[Cutter15]

Ellen - "...and you didn't use an obvious alias like your friend...Jack Package."

Barney - "it's pronounced 'pa-KAJ'"

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Hey! Why isn't it "Spidermun?" Ya know, like Goldman, or Silverman?
It's not his last name.
It isn't?
No. It's not like... like "Phil Spidermun". He's a spider-man. You know, like, uh, like Goldman is a last name, but there's no Gold-Man.
Oh, okay! There should be a "Gold-Man!"

[Cutter15]

Ted - hey dummy, what did I tell you about smoking in here?

Marshall - make him "whip" the habit! I'm so excited about this whip! I got whip fever! Just whip him, Ted! Don't even aim, just whip him!

[ImTellinTim]

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Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!

JAMBALAYA!

[Burns11]

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Kramer: Look at me! I'm all covered in oregano and Parmesan, and it's sticking to me because of the butter! Look at me!

Kramer: What is this, parsley?

[ImTellinTim]

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- So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?

Yeah.

- Then what happened?

Then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.

- No top? She didn't have a top on?

No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.

- Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?

Oh yeah!

- So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!

She was flouting.

- That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.

- Could you repeat that?

I said she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.

- O'Henry? That's one of our top selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat...it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding. Have you been to a doctor?

No.

- Susie, call Dr. Bison, set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer, tell him it's for me.

So whadda ya think, Jackie? I mean we got a case?

- Like takin' candy from a baby...

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Who told you to put the cheese on? Did I tell you to put the cheese on? I didn't tell you to put the cheese on. You people with the cheese. It never ends.

[Watson]

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LET'S CHOP CATS

[untrugby]

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You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

[Burns11]

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This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

[qpc123]

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Senior Citizens Guide to the Internet:

Wikipedia - Just like Encyclopedia Britannica, except mostly false

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.

It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

[tbbucsfan001]

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I'm not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck... The... Tactleneck!

[Blzer]

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Hey Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ***, or the **** in your brains?