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  • TheBrothers24
    SD/LA Chargers?
    • Sep 2007
    • 1915

    #346
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    "Dr. Reid, you've been through 4 years of college and 4 years of medical school. So I can safely presume you are at least 8"
    "This is for all of my peoples who understand and truly recognize. Some won't get it and for that i won't apologize"- Talib Kweli

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    • Bellsprout
      Hard Times.
      • Oct 2009
      • 25652

      #347
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      ”I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck”
      Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
      Originally posted by l3ulvl
      A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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      • Blzer
        Resident film pundit
        • Mar 2004
        • 42515

        #348
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        "It's hard to imagine you as a boy. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?"
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        • Cutter15
          MVP
          • Oct 2010
          • 1770

          #349
          "Oh hi. You must be Jan. I'm..."
          "Oh I know who you are. Wham Bam Dawson, aka Little Miss Slut-slut."


          "Oh I'm sorry, all I heard was, 'blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp.'"
          Last edited by Cutter15; 09-21-2011, 10:43 PM.
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          • nyj721
            MVP
            • Nov 2009
            • 2258

            #350
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            Who in the hell parked in my space? That's like callin 1-800-Collect-an-***-whoopin, and no that aint no toll free call. Partna.
            Originally posted by slickdtc
            I'd ride his bus, that's all I'm saying.

            No context needed

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            • buckeye02
              MVP
              • Jul 2009
              • 4148

              #351
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              Zolteck: How'd I do, coach?
              Kevin O'Shea: I don't know son, I don't have a sundial. Now get back in line.
              PSN: buckeye02

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              • Watson
                Burrow Club
                • Jul 2008
                • 27013

                #352
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the 90's

                Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.

                And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                @AdamdotH

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                • Burns11
                  Greatness Has Arrived
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 7406

                  #353
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                  Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?

                  God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay.

                  Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a hint what it is. It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it.

                  You leave Rebecca out of this.

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                  • Watson
                    Burrow Club
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27013

                    #354
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue. Now take off your *** **** clothes and get in the car.
                    And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                    @AdamdotH

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                    • nyj721
                      MVP
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2258

                      #355
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      Sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
                      Originally posted by slickdtc
                      I'd ride his bus, that's all I'm saying.

                      No context needed

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                      • ~LiverpoolRed~
                        YNWA
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 10755

                        #356
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        "Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd p*ss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so."

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                        • Cutter15
                          MVP
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 1770

                          #357
                          "The jakes is occupied."
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                          • Bighoff
                            The Bird is the word
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 5312

                            #358
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                            Leave the gun take the cannoli
                            I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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                            • ~LiverpoolRed~
                              YNWA
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 10755

                              #359
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your *** out there and you find that ******* dog!

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                              • Blzer
                                Resident film pundit
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 42515

                                #360
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                                "Cui Bono? Who benefits?"

                                "Cui gives a ****."
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