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  • Watson
    Burrow Club
    • Jul 2008
    • 27013

    #136
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
    And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

    @AdamdotH

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    • DaImmaculateONe
      MVP
      • Oct 2007
      • 3540

      #137
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      - My name's Anita. What's yours
      - They call me Bruce.
      - Bruce? Like Bruce Lee.
      - Of course.
      - Then you must know kung fu.
      - Yes, I stepped in some yesterday.
      Kenny: Ok Vic, I'm ready for some girl on girl action.
      Vic: No Kenny, that's girl versus girl.
      Kenny: What's the difference?
      Vic: Well, in one, one girl wins. In the other....
      Kenny: Everyone wins?!?!

      Captain Tenneal: Get it on!

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      • canes21
        Hall Of Fame
        • Sep 2008
        • 22909

        #138
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.
        “No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.”


        ― Plato

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        • Burns11
          Greatness Has Arrived
          • Mar 2007
          • 7406

          #139
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          Originally posted by WatsonTiger
          What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
          This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
          (Might be my favorite line from the whole movie, it's from the tv edit version and it's so random)


          Yeah, well. The Dude abides.

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          • Watson
            Burrow Club
            • Jul 2008
            • 27013

            #140
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            obviously you're not a golfer
            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

            @AdamdotH

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            • trobinson97
              Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
              • Oct 2004
              • 16366

              #141
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              Alpa if you untie me I will literally suck your d*** right now.

              Man, I told you for the last time, I love the p****!

              I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. Get it over here buddy let's do this.
              PS: You guys are great.

              SteamID - Depotboy



              ...2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020....
              What a run
              Roll Tide




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              • buckeye02
                MVP
                • Jul 2009
                • 4148

                #142
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard. Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

                Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

                Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

                Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

                Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike... instead of Michael?

                Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
                PSN: buckeye02

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                • Watson
                  Burrow Club
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 27013

                  #143
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  Welcome to Costco. I love you.
                  And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                  @AdamdotH

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                  • LionsFanNJ
                    All Star
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 9464

                    #144
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF.

                    Save it. You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Lets do it.

                    If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
                    Lesbian?
                    The other L-word.
                    ......Lesbians?


                    Scott if your life had a face i would punch it.
                    HELLO BROOKYLN.
                    All Black Everything

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                    • The GIGGAS
                      Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 28474

                      #145
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      Originally posted by LionsFanNJ
                      If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
                      Lesbian?
                      The other L-word.
                      ......Lesbians?
                      I'm in lesbians with you.

                      What?
                      Rose City 'Til I Die
                      Duuuuuuuvvvvaaaaaaaal
                      Hokie Hokie Hokie Hy

                      Member: OS Uni Snob Assoc.
                      OS OT Post Champ '11

                      Twitter: @TheGIGGAS_OS
                      Xbox Live: TheGIGGAS
                      3DS: 1349-7755-3870

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                      • Watson
                        Burrow Club
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 27013

                        #146
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        Pam...wait. Get me drunk enough and I may sleep with you

                        REALLY?

                        Noooo, it's a catch 22. The amount of alcohol it would take to make me sleep with you would literally kill me.

                        Oh. ***.

                        But I do want to see how many pool balls you can stuff in your mouth

                        My records 3!
                        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                        @AdamdotH

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                        • ImTellinTim
                          YNWA
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 33028

                          #147
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          "I've got a little poem I'd like to read to honor this occasion, if I may. SPAULDING, GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE BOAT! It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat. Bahahahaha! Okay, Pookie, do the honors."

                          "Bless this ship and all who sail on her! I Christen thee The Flying WASP!"

                          (Breaks front of boat)

                          "Don't just stand there, get some glue!"

                          -------------------------------------------

                          During the National Anthem:
                          "I got my eye on the three of you guys. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. Now I run a clean game here, if I have any trouble, I'll suspend you. I'll..."

                          "I'M LISTENIN' TO THE ****ING SONG!"

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                          • Burns11
                            Greatness Has Arrived
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 7406

                            #148
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

                            __________________________________________

                            Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

                            ___________________________________________

                            When did you first notice the problem?
                            In the backyard, with my uncle.
                            In the backyard... with your uncle?
                            Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.
                            And what did you and your uncle find out?
                            Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much, maybe.
                            If you would.
                            For what?
                            A sperm count.
                            In here?
                            Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.
                            __________________________________________

                            I've heard police work is dangerous.
                            It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
                            Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
                            I used to have that problem.
                            What did you do about it?
                            I just think about baseball.
                            _______________________________________

                            I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
                            Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!
                            ________________________________________

                            Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
                            He's Caucasian.
                            Caucasian?
                            Yeah, you know, a white guy. A mustache. About six-foot-three.
                            Awfully big mustache.

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                            • buckeye02
                              MVP
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 4148

                              #149
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Evan: Well you'll have sex in college, everyone does.

                              Seth: Yes, but the point is to be good at sex before you get too college. You don't want girls to think you suck d*ck at f'n *****.
                              PSN: buckeye02

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                              • Watson
                                Burrow Club
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 27013

                                #150
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                Early: You *know* what I want.

                                Santa Clause: What...I...NO, Early I cannot bring you the still beating heart of Jeff Gordon

                                Early: Inconvenient Nicholas. Straight razor please
                                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                                @AdamdotH

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