What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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- My name's Anita. What's yours
- They call me Bruce.
- Bruce? Like Bruce Lee.
- Of course.
- Then you must know kung fu.
- Yes, I stepped in some yesterday.Kenny: Ok Vic, I'm ready for some girl on girl action.
Vic: No Kenny, that's girl versus girl.
Kenny: What's the difference?
Vic: Well, in one, one girl wins. In the other....
Kenny: Everyone wins?!?!
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(Might be my favorite line from the whole movie, it's from the tv edit version and it's so random)
Yeah, well. The Dude abides.Comment
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Alpa if you untie me I will literally suck your d*** right now.
Man, I told you for the last time, I love the p****!
I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. Get it over here buddy let's do this.PS: You guys are great.
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What a run
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard. Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike... instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.PSN: buckeye02Comment
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WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF.
Save it. You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Lets do it.
If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Lesbian?
The other L-word.
......Lesbians?
Scott if your life had a face i would punch it.HELLO BROOKYLN.
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Pam...wait. Get me drunk enough and I may sleep with you
REALLY?
Noooo, it's a catch 22. The amount of alcohol it would take to make me sleep with you would literally kill me.
Oh. ***.
But I do want to see how many pool balls you can stuff in your mouth
My records 3!And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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"I've got a little poem I'd like to read to honor this occasion, if I may. SPAULDING, GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE BOAT! It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat. Bahahahaha! Okay, Pookie, do the honors."
"Bless this ship and all who sail on her! I Christen thee The Flying WASP!"
(Breaks front of boat)
"Don't just stand there, get some glue!"
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During the National Anthem:
"I got my eye on the three of you guys. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. Now I run a clean game here, if I have any trouble, I'll suspend you. I'll..."
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Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
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When did you first notice the problem?
In the backyard, with my uncle.
In the backyard... with your uncle?
Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.
And what did you and your uncle find out?
Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much, maybe.
If you would.
For what?
A sperm count.
In here?
Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.
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I've heard police work is dangerous.
It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
I used to have that problem.
What did you do about it?
I just think about baseball.
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I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!
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Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
He's Caucasian.
Caucasian?
Yeah, you know, a white guy. A mustache. About six-foot-three.
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Early: You *know* what I want.
Santa Clause: What...I...NO, Early I cannot bring you the still beating heart of Jeff Gordon
Early: Inconvenient Nicholas. Straight razor pleaseAnd may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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