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  • Cutter15
    MVP
    • Oct 2010
    • 1770

    #886
    Come on mister, let us go. We did everything you said.

    Well first of all, I didn't "say" anything. And second of all, I'm callin the shots around here! Consider me ****** Willy ****** Wonka! This is my ****** chocolate factory, got it? My factory!
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    • Segagendude
      Banned
      • Aug 2008
      • 7940

      #887
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      "You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"

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      • Watson
        Burrow Club
        • Jul 2008
        • 27013

        #888
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        Originally posted by Tovarich
        Look, I know there are no car chases, but this is important. One of these men will become president of the world.

        What do we care? We live in the United States.

        The United States is part of the world.

        Wow, I have been gone a long time.
        The problem with both parties is that they always want to give your tax dollars to the less fortunate.

        The less fortunate get all the breaks!
        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

        @AdamdotH

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        • C the Lyte
          Left side, strong side
          • May 2009
          • 2253

          #889
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          I'm eating at Cinnabon... at the airport... that I arrived at.
          EXPERIENCE MAYHEM FOOTBALL

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          • gopher_guy
            The Kaptain
            • Jul 2011
            • 7389

            #890
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            Originally posted by C the Lyte
            I'm eating at Cinnabon... at the airport... that I arrived at.
            I could just go home, where I have healthy s--t like bananas, but I'm eating a Cinnabon....
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            • C the Lyte
              Left side, strong side
              • May 2009
              • 2253

              #891
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              In honor of a temp worker hired this morning...


              "If I wasn't from Jamaica, why would I wear this hat?"
              EXPERIENCE MAYHEM FOOTBALL

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              • Fresh Tendrils
                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                • Jul 2002
                • 36131

                #892
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Originally posted by C the Lyte
                In honor of a temp worker hired this morning...


                "If I wasn't from Jamaica, why would I wear this hat?"
                Yo, I'm Cuban, be!



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                • gerg1234
                  BOOM!
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 2911

                  #893
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  Hey professor. What are you teaching this semester?


                  Same thing I teach every semester, The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.


                  Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals. I'll be there!


                  Please, Fry. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!
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                  • C the Lyte
                    Left side, strong side
                    • May 2009
                    • 2253

                    #894
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                    Yo, I'm Cuban, be!
                    Yes, Cuban B!
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                    • Watson
                      Burrow Club
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 27013

                      #895
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      That Funke is some kind of something. Boy, this Funke is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Funke is. Overrated.
                      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                      @AdamdotH

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                      • ImTellinTim
                        YNWA
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 33028

                        #896
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        -OK, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.

                        -We just call it a sausage.

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                        • Watson
                          Burrow Club
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 27013

                          #897
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.
                          Last edited by Watson; 01-16-2013, 12:11 AM.
                          And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                          @AdamdotH

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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131

                            #898
                            I've made a huge mistake.



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                            • Chrisksaint
                              $$$
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 19127

                              #899
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Incoming wall of text, but I laughed so hard watching this I almost cried.

                              That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's ******* hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh ****, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single ******* desk in that office! There...is...no...Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a ******* ghost town.
                              Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, Lightning

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                              • Fresh Tendrils
                                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 36131

                                #900
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                Two snaps up!



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