Well first of all, I didn't "say" anything. And second of all, I'm callin the shots around here! Consider me ****** Willy ****** Wonka! This is my ****** chocolate factory, got it? My factory!
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Well first of all, I didn't "say" anything. And second of all, I'm callin the shots around here! Consider me ****** Willy ****** Wonka! This is my ****** chocolate factory, got it? My factory!Alabama Crimson Tide
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I'm eating at Cinnabon... at the airport... that I arrived at.EXPERIENCE MAYHEM FOOTBALLComment
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In honor of a temp worker hired this morning...
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Hey professor. What are you teaching this semester?
Same thing I teach every semester, The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.
Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals. I'll be there!
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-OK, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.
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Incoming wall of text, but I laughed so hard watching this I almost cried.
That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's ******* hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh ****, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single ******* desk in that office! There...is...no...Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a ******* ghost town.Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, LightningComment
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