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[Cutter15]

Meatwad: "What's a DNA?"

Carl: "It stands for Do Not, uh, enter my pool...Assman."

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Its like our sergeant told us before the trip into the jungle: "Men, fifty of ya are leaving on a mission; twenty-five of ya aint comin' back."

[Cutter15]

Greta: Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another ATM. This time at knife point. He needs your legal advice.

Fletcher: STOP BREAKIN THE LAW, *******!

[Watson]

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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

[FlyingFinn]

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Think I'm pulling the trigger on the Elite 70"... Checking it out in person this week.

[buckeye02]

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The Dude:
****in' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.

Walter Sobchak:
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

The Dude:
Yeah.

Walter Sobchak:
No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.

The Dude:
Oh!

Walter Sobchak:
When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?

Walter Sobchak:
Shut the **** up, Donny.

[Jesus approaches]
Jesus Quintana:
You ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.

The Dude:
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana:
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *** and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude:
Jesus.

Jesus Quintana:
You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak:
Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[Watson]

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NO TOUCHING!

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Spell "couch".
Couch. C-O-W...
No!
No, I'm sorry, that's not right.
Well, Billy, if you spell this correctly you pass second grade.
Couch. C-O-R, uh, are you going to the mall today? That's what I'm asking.
No I'm not going to the mall, keep spelling, mister.
C-O-U-C-H!
Correct!
I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

[mburke2]

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"I know what will cheer you up. Let's play one of your driving games."

"Alright. This game is called Traitors. I will name 3 historical figures, you put them in order of the heinousness of their betrayal: Benedict Arnold, Judas, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter."

"You really think I belong with Benedict Arnold and Judas?"

"You're right, Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did."

[nyj721]

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Physical fitness whateva, ya know, whateva. You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do OK. But you're the sucka. You're gettin fed this line about how, like "you're gonna live forever" or whatever, you're gonna die. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife. Make sure your abs are frickin ripped. You got some good guns. You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife. Sorry that's how it works.

[Cutter15]

Kelso: oh crap, I just threw my keys into the woods!
Jackie: sure did.
Kelso: well, why didn't somebody say somethin?
Hyde: so you'd throw your keys into the woods.
Kelso: oh, that's a good burn.
Hyde: I had very little to do with it.

[buckeye02]

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Old Man: This arm ready to throw about 2,000 yards next fall?

Randall Pink: Oh i don't know, we'll see.

Old Man: We're depending on you boys, and let me tell you something you're lookin good. Got 13 starters coming back, 22 letterman.....lookin' tough.

[Watson]

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Hostage: Do you have any have any idea who our boss is?
Archer: Nope, but 100 people surveyed. Number one answer's on the board. Name the douchebag who's in charge.
Hostage: Vincent van Gogh f**k yourself.
Archer: Hmm? Vincent van Gogh f**k myself? Survey says?

[Cutter15]

"Catch ya on the flip, butt-puppet."

[Watson]

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Later Dudes...S you in your A's, don't wear a C, and J all over your B's