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[Bellsprout]

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Ron: Okay, here's the situation.
Leslie: Your parents went away on a week's vacation and left the keys to the brand new Porsche? I'll just take it for a little spin and maybe show it off to a couple of friends. That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking. I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking. this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh. She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far. I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car. Well parents are the same no matter time nor place, so to you other kids all across the land, no need to worry, parents just don't understand!
Ron: Someone is on fire in Ramsett Park. They need you to get down there right away.

That was the moment I knew I loved Parks & Recreation.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Mitch: Hey man who's bowling ball is this?
Pickford: It's yours man

I'm sorry ma'am, I was just escorting your fine young son home from school. There were some ruffians about.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

[buckeye02]

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I'm sorry ma'am, I was just escorting your fine young son home from school. There were some ruffians about.

"You hear this little mother ****er's mom pulled a shotgun on me........****in bitch"

This movie needs a whole new thread. I can quote this movie all day.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?

[buckeye02]

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"You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do."

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

[Watson]

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*takes funnel out of his mouth*

Wait, is this even beer?


No, it's whiskey. But It's watered down. I watered it down...with beer

[chilli311]

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So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
-What?
I can't say.
-No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it's not a bad start.
But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.

[Watson]

At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.

[trobinson97]

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Jeff doesn't need a girl who doesn't wear underwear because Oprah told her it would spice things up. He needs a girl who doesn't wear underwear because she hasn't done laundry in 3 weeks. He's been to flavor-country now. They should retire the table we did it on.

[Chrisksaint]

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Do You like Apples?
Yeaah.
Well, I got her Number. How do you like them apples?

[Watson]

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Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive!...Also, we're dying!



Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!

[mburke2]

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Jemaine: Murray, Bret, this is my girlfriend Keitha.
Murray: What are you doing, Jemaine?
Bret: What is that you're wearing?
Murray: What are you wearing?
Keitha: Hi guys, you can call me Keith by the way.
Murray: That's a man's name.
Jemaine: It's a female name, it's got an 'a' at the end.
Murray: You've got quite the accent, don't you Kevina?
Keitha: Yeah, I've got a real Aussie accent. Except it's not as strong as it used to be since I lived here cause every time I'm on the phone with my mum, she says I sound like Marylin Monroe.
Murray: (turns to Bret) Did you catch that?
Keitha: What are you deaf? Marylin Monroe.
Murray: Oh, Marylin Monroe.
Bret: What about her?
Keitha: I talk like her now, I talk like her now.
Murray: I suppose if you squint your ears.