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  • Burns11
    Greatness Has Arrived
    • Mar 2007
    • 7406

    #571
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    Lord Grantham: "Well now, still in one piece, thank God"

    Matthew: "Touch wood"

    Lord Grantham: "I never stop touching it"

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    • Hassan Darkside
      We Here
      • Sep 2003
      • 7561

      #572
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      Was watching Season 1 of House the other day and thought this was kinda funny - "Some day there will be a black president. Some day there will be a gay president. Maybe there will even be a gay, black president. But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black, and dead."
      [NYK|DAL|VT]
      A true MC, y'all doing them regular degular dance songs
      You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
      Royce da 5'9"


      Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
      How many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........

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      • Watson
        Burrow Club
        • Jul 2008
        • 27013

        #573
        Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

        @AdamdotH

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        • youvalss
          ******
          • Feb 2007
          • 16599

          #574
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          "That's not your mother. It's a man, baby!"

          Spoiler
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          • Watson
            Burrow Club
            • Jul 2008
            • 27013

            #575
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            My favorite conversation from the show
            Spoiler
            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

            @AdamdotH

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            • ~LiverpoolRed~
              YNWA
              • Dec 2008
              • 10755

              #576
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
              Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

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              • ImTellinTim
                YNWA
                • Sep 2006
                • 33028

                #577
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Uhhhh...Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree!

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                • Fresh Tendrils
                  Strike Hard and Fade Away
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 36131

                  #578
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  HOOCHIE MAMA!



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                  • AussieChiefsFan
                    MVP
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 1393

                    #579
                    When I'm sad I stop being sad and start being awesome. -barney stinsen

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                    Kansas City Chiefs ~ Sporting Kansas City
                    ---National Football League--------------Major League Soccer------

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                    • Buckeyes_Doc
                      In Dalton I Trust
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 11918

                      #580
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      “The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
                      Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - Bulls

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                      • AussieChiefsFan
                        MVP
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 1393

                        #581
                        All my friends are getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome.

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                        Kansas City Chiefs ~ Sporting Kansas City
                        ---National Football League--------------Major League Soccer------

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                        • Blzer
                          Resident film pundit
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 42515

                          #582
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor… I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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                          • Watson
                            Burrow Club
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 27013

                            #583
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            Originally posted by Blzer
                            I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor… I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
                            None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!
                            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                            @AdamdotH

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                            • nyj721
                              MVP
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2258

                              #584
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Either this chicks a dude, or Halpert got scared straight!
                              Last edited by nyj721; 06-13-2012, 08:20 PM. Reason: derp
                              Originally posted by slickdtc
                              I'd ride his bus, that's all I'm saying.

                              No context needed

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                              • ImTellinTim
                                YNWA
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 33028

                                #585
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                I had a mother lined up for him, but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy, and the kid won't stop peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel.

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