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  • Bellsprout
    Hard Times.
    • Oct 2009
    • 25652

    #541
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    Originally posted by ImTellinTim
    What would you do if you had a million dollars?

    - I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.

    That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

    - Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too. 'Cause chicks dig dudes with money.
    "When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?"

    "No. No, man. **** no, man. I believe you'd get your *** kicked for saying something like that, man."
    Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
    Originally posted by l3ulvl
    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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    • Fresh Tendrils
      Strike Hard and Fade Away
      • Jul 2002
      • 36131

      #542
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.



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      • ImTellinTim
        YNWA
        • Sep 2006
        • 33028

        #543
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        "Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself."

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        • nyj721
          MVP
          • Nov 2009
          • 2258

          #544
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          I like some changes. Like when I change a tree into a canoe, or a wife into an ex-wife.
          Originally posted by slickdtc
          I'd ride his bus, that's all I'm saying.

          No context needed

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          • Watson
            Burrow Club
            • Jul 2008
            • 27013

            #545
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?

            -Are you my daddy?
            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

            @AdamdotH

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            • PhilliesFan13
              Banned
              • May 2009
              • 15651

              #546
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              "SMILE YOU SON OF A B***H!!"
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              • nyj721
                MVP
                • Nov 2009
                • 2258

                #547
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                I've always wanted to say this.....for shizzle.
                Originally posted by slickdtc
                I'd ride his bus, that's all I'm saying.

                No context needed

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                • Chrisksaint
                  $$$
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 19127

                  #548
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  Get ready Cleveland, the last person to screw you this hard then leave was Lebron James.
                  Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, Lightning

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                  • Watson
                    Burrow Club
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27013

                    #549
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
                    And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                    @AdamdotH

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                    • PhilliesFan13
                      Banned
                      • May 2009
                      • 15651

                      #550
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
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                      • Fresh Tendrils
                        Strike Hard and Fade Away
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 36131

                        #551
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?



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                        • PhilliesFan13
                          Banned
                          • May 2009
                          • 15651

                          #552
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          "Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."
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                          • AUChase
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 19403

                            #553
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            WE'RE GOING ICE SKATING EVERRYBODDYYY!!!!
                            Last edited by AUChase; 05-16-2012, 04:23 PM.

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                            • Fresh Tendrils
                              Strike Hard and Fade Away
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 36131

                              #554
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              What's so special about the cheesemakers?



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                              • Happy29
                                All Star
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 5489

                                #555
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
                                “Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
                                Benjamin Franklin

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