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Come ahead, Bandit. We'll slip you into the rockin' chair, play a little hide-and-seek.
Come ahead, Bandit. We'll slip you into the rockin' chair, play a little hide-and-seek.
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Marlo:"That's my Money"
Omar:"Money don't have no owners, it only have spenders"
Clay Davis:SHEeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!Comment
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"I don't like your jerk off name. I don't like your jerk off face. i don't like your jerk off behavior, and I don't like you... jerk off. Do I make myself Clear?"
"I'm sorry I wasn't listening"
*BONG* (coffee mug to the forehead)
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Cheryl/Carol: No no no no, like, a big, sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk and you think, "yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth-to-mouth", but instead he just starts choking the **** out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just, flurp, falls right onto your popped-out eyeball.
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Pam: Jesus Christ!And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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There's only two reasons to date a girl you have all ready dated...
BREAST IMPLANTS.Comment
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Ray. If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!Comment
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"I'm not insightful enough to be a movie critic but maybe I could be a food critic...'These muffins taste bad.'"
- Andy, The OfficeComment
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I smell ice cream.Comment
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You're such a *******
Did you just call me a *******? Well you can go suck a ****!
PLEASE TELL ME ELIZABETH HOW DOES ONE SUCK A ****?And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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"Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”
"Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’ We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
That go the way you thought it was gonna to go? Nope.”And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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"Six....?"Comment
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<dl><dd> I've never been friends with a girl before. Is it true you guys clap your breasts together, like a seal?</dd><dt>
</dt><dd>No!</dd><dt>
</dt><dd>Thanks a lot, Wikipedia!</dd></dl>Comment
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Well one man's waste is another man's..soap!Originally posted by slickdtc
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