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[Bellsprout]

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"They call me Regular Size Rudy."
"Why do they call you that?"
"Just look at me."

[Fresh Tendrils]

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"They call me Regular Size Rudy."
"Why do they call you that?"
"Just look at me."

I almost died the first time I saw that episode.

[Blzer]

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"If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook."

[Watson]

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Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun.


wow. much tapatalk. very mobil.

[TracerBullet]

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"Ah, well, I remember feeling that way about a young lady named 'your mom' and that's not an urban diss. Your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her, I thought..."

"I should get her pregnant, then she'll have to marry me."

"I beg your pardon, Rick, inappropriate."

"Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school."

[Blzer]

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"You're in trouble, aren't you son?"

"Yeah well uh, that was my stepdad's ball. I took it without asking. It was signed by Babe Ruth."

"George signed this?!"

"George Herman Ruth? Yeah."

"I take it back, you're not in trouble... you're dead where you stand."

[PhilliesFan13]

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"Ohhhh, The Great Bambino. I thought you said The Great Bambi."

"THAT WIMPY DEER?!?!"

[kt-od]

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I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... smiling. I can't take this no more!

[Cutter15]

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You ever hear the saying, "you run into an ******* in the morning, you ran into an *******. you run into ******** all day, you're the *******."

...what?

[Blzer]

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"What kind of dog is this?"

"It's a tortoise."

[gopher_guy]

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"18... 19... 20... I found you, Bart!"
"Ralph, we're playing checkers..."
"I don't like you, Boy Mommy!" *runs away*

[Watson]

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By the way you guys, can I just say as a side note, I am loving this can-wine thing, I think it's brilliant. I mean I'm active, I'm gesturing with my hands, and I don't feel restricted. If I was holding a wine glass right now I'd be spilling wine all over the ******* place

[Gibbz]

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"My boys only eat the finest, softest meats to obtain a level of shrim that is...unmatched."

[Cutter15]

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The first thing we're gonna do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy's awesome.
What?
He shoots Theo Tonin, fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion, pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flyin' it, parachutes into Harlan County with enough coke and cash to jumpstart the economy of a small country, and then he has the balls to get in law enforcement, not once, but two times. He spends a couple of days ridin' around with you while you're looking for him, and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age. That's some badass ****.
That's pretty badass.

[gopher_guy]

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"You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?"

"I THOUGHT THE GENERALS WERE DUE!!!"

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If you can't tell from the last page or two of this thread, I've been on a Simpsons kick for the past few weeks