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[Lieutenant Dan]

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"By Grabthar's Hammer.........................what a savings."

[Watson]

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To summarize: it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

[Blzer]

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"Jesse I know you're in there, I can smell popcorn."

[Lieutenant Dan]

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"Jesse I know you're in there, I can smell popcorn."

Thanks, man..I needed a little Pitch Perfect today.

[Blzer]

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"I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous."

"I don't think that metaphor was designed to actually warn cats."

[Lieutenant Dan]

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"What about the Twinkie?"

[Watson]

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Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.

[Lieutenant Dan]

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"Ten days isolation, Hilts."
(shows captains bars) "CAPTAIN Hilts."
"Twenty days."
"Right....you'll still be here when I get out?"
(steely gaze) "Cooler."

[JazzMan]

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*You've Got Mail*

"Dude, this thing claims I have mail."

"It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.

"Dude, now I'm totally reading it."

"I'm so happy for you."

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"I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you."

[trobinson97]

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"That's the way it works. There are no credits in commercials."

"You got the Cleo!"

"It's your job! I give you money, you give me ideas!"

"And you never say thank you!"

"THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR!"

[Bmore Irish]

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"This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community? Don't make me laugh. I live in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country. It's just a business. Now ****in' pay me."

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[Nightwing411]

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"You know when I first started here Tim drinking was only allowed after hours, but I changed that. You wanna know why?"

"You have a massive drinking problem"

"Because I am a maverick Tim...I do what needs to be done"

[Blzer]

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"Why is my son in danger?"

"He intercepted a top-secret electronic device stolen from a Defense Dept. Contractor by criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organization."

[pennstlbu]

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"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ..."

"What's a ZJ?"

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"I've got $4."

[Blzer]

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"What did your mom die of?"

"Three bullets."