I've known you for almost two years now and I've never taken you as seriously as I should have. You are the strangest, coolest, most genuine person I've ever met...and the thing that scares me about you is how good you make me wish I was. Help me become like you. I mean, I'm so amazing, but I'm not perfect...you are. Give me that power, so I can abuse it.
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I've known you for almost two years now and I've never taken you as seriously as I should have. You are the strangest, coolest, most genuine person I've ever met...and the thing that scares me about you is how good you make me wish I was. Help me become like you. I mean, I'm so amazing, but I'm not perfect...you are. Give me that power, so I can abuse it.PS: You guys are great.
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Perhaps we can disillusion him. A bear who doesn't believe in anything will be easier to take down.Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
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The Waitress Gets Married may be the most quotable TV episode ever
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Salt. Sea salt. He's a salt man. A salt sea man. He dives into the ocean for the sea salt and then he brings it back up, and then we eat it.
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I'm trying to smoke these hornets to death so I can get their honey, but they keep flying up the tube, stinging me on my face and I think I just swallowed one.
As I tried to explain before, you can not get honey from a hornet's nest.
I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.
There is some very basic science out there supporting that.
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Lets talk about your likes and dislikes. Umm... how about your favorite food, what would that be?
Oh, milk-steak.
What?
Milk-steak.
I'm not putting milk-steak. Just put regular steak and then-
Don't put regular steak, put milk-steak, she'll know what it is.
No she won't know what it is! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?
Uhh... magnets.
Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets? Playing with magnets?
Just magnets.
I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.
I don't really snowboard.
What are some of your likes?
Uhh... ghouls
Son of a bitch. What are you talking about?
Just funny little green ghouls.
What like in movies, or in cartoons?
Little green ghouls buddies!
I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?
People's knees.
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I'm a full-on-rapist. Y'know? Africans. Dyslexics. Children. That sorta thing.
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Yes, my good man, I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans... raw.
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Deandra, do you have any bacon bits? We like to put them in Artemis' hair and they rain down on me when we bang.
It makes me feel like a Cobb salad. It's amazing.Last edited by Watson; 12-09-2014, 06:35 PM.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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ROCCO!!!
WHAAAAAAT?!
Where's my cat?
I killed your cat you druggy *****.
Wha...why?
I felt it would bring closure to our relationship.
You killed my...my f...
Your what?!
My...
Your ******* what?! Huh?! Your what *****?! Ah, dammit! I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious little sssss...
Skippy, Skippy!
Ohhhh, Jesus! What color was it, *****?!
Don't you ******' yell at her like that you prick!
Shhhyut your fat *** Raivey! I can't buy a pack 'a smokes without runnin' into 9 guys you've ******!Alabama Crimson Tide
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In 1974 the great Charlie Rich won Country Musician of the Year. In 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders, John Denver! Yeah, can you believe it? Replaced by John ****ing Denver! Well, I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there ... you get it?
- So... you're saying you're going to light my country music award on fire?
No, I'm saying you better watch your ***.
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The Nightrider, that is his name. The Nightrider. Remember him when you look at the night sky.
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In 1974 the great Charlie Rich won Country Musician of the Year. In 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders, John Denver! Yeah, can you believe it? Replaced by John ****ing Denver! Well, I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there ... you get it?
- So... you're saying you're going to light my country music award on fire?
No, I'm saying you better watch your ***.
- Or what, you'll light my *** on fire?
Liter Cola? Do we sell Liter Cola?
Will you just order a large, Farva.
I don't want a large Farva. I want a ******* liter o' cola!
I don't know what that is!
Liter is French for give me my ****in' cola before I break vous ****in' lip!And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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Want me to punch-a-size your face? For free?Comment
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"I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans."
"Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
"You mean Shenanigans?"
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Littering and...
Littering and...
Littering and...
Littering and...
Littering and...smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you boys smoke the whole bag.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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Foster, where are your shoes?
What, are you the shoe police now?
I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go.
Your black magic only works on the rookie.
That's brown magic.Alabama Crimson Tide
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"Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant, like sitting on a toilet seat?"
"Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat, but yes, absolutely."Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60Comment
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Dear Santa,
you are a bitch ni**a.
No, scratch that.
Dear Santa,
you are a bitch *** ni**a.
I heard they hired extra security to protect you. That's a bitch move, Santa. I'm coming for that *** again. Until you pay what you owe.
Sinsurlly yours,
The Santa StalkerLast edited by Watson; 12-24-2014, 01:05 PM.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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