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[youvalss]

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The year was 1980-something...

[bradtxmale]

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David: "A superior species, no doubt. The hypersleep chambers will impress, I trust."
Shaw: "So they were traveling somewhere?"
David: "I've managed to work out the broad strips, it's fairly evident they were in the process of leaving, before things went to pot."
Shaw: "Leaving to go where?"
David: "Earth."
Shaw: "Why?"
David: "Sometimes to create, one must first destroy."

[youvalss]

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Creed: So, hey, I want to set you up with my daughter.
Jim: Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed: I thought you were gay.
Jim: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
Creed: I don't know.

[Bmore Irish]

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"Now, here I am, you know. My whole life is just one expanding, circular ****-up and I think it's about to close out with me getting clipped in a home invasion.
I mean, what I'm saying is I was aware that I might have lost my mind."

[bradtxmale]

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Creed: So, hey, I want to set you up with my daughter.
Jim: Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed: I thought you were gay.
Jim: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
Creed: I don't know.

What's that from?

[aukevin]

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What's that from?

The Office

[Blzer]

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"If we get a giant crane with a magnet on the end, and we put a metal collar around Slappy's neck, then we could hoist him right out of here."

"I have a magnet at home."

"Do you have a crane at home?"

"Okay, bad idea."

[youvalss]

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Dr. Sitarides: Do you have any idea how it feels like to save someone's life?

Jerry: Is it anything like hitting a home run in softball?

Dr. Sitarides: No.

Jerry: Cause I hit a whopper last week!

[bradtxmale]

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Sarah Essen: "Hey, don't stand so near the edge."
Harvey Bullock: "You worried about me, Captain? You know I don't start drinking till noon."



Name the show and the episode.


Bonus points: name this movie.

Wonder Woman: "You've gathered to protest me? You, what is your problem with me?"
Pinstriped Loudmouth: "You want the truth? You swing that sword with a smile and you scare normal people. And you dress like a whore."
Wonder Woman: "This is not your truth. The Lasso compels you. Now tell us your truth."
Pinstriped Loudmouth: "I cross-dress in a Wonder Woman costume outfit. It makes me feel powerful."
Wonder Woman: "Embrace your truth, my friend. My outfit makes me feel powerful too."

President: "That said, I am very please to introduce you... Gee, I didn't even ask. Do you guys have a name?"
Shazam: "Yes, we do."
Cyborg: We do?
Shazam: "That's right. You can call us the Super Seven."
Superman: "Please don't call us that."
Superman: "The Super Seven?"
Shazam: "What, you don't like it?"

[l3ulvl]

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"Raymond, we are brothers man, I swear to God man, I have never seen this white boy before in my life."

"Sidney, you out of your mind, man, negotiating with this guy with a blade? You got a wife and kid, man."

"How do you know my name?"

"Yeah how come he's talking bout your family?"

"What? Wait a minute" [moves to other side] "You talking bout my wife and kid, and you don't know me?" "Raymond, cut this mother****er"

"Nah nah, **** this, both you muther****ers are crazy, I'm going to my car, get my other gun, shoot everybody's ***."

[gopher_guy]

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"You like bear mace, ice head?!"

[Blzer]

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"Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow."

"You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potency."

"That's right. You take the venom out of a cobra, and what do you got? You got a... a belt."

[l3ulvl]

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The sheriff is near!

[Blzer]

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"I'm a hypochondriac."

"There's nothing wrong with you, it means you create stuff in your head."

"Yes, well... the doctor gave me these placebos."

"Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have."

"Hey! I have to be on these for the REST OF MY LIFE!!"

[daflyboys]

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"Weeeee thoughhhht youuuuu.... wassssss .... aaa.... tooooooad!"