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  • Bellsprout
    Hard Times.
    • Oct 2009
    • 25652

    #706
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    "Don't underestimate yourself. How many people can watch an entire season of The Wire in one sitting? Not many, I'd wager. That **** is dense."
    Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
    Originally posted by l3ulvl
    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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    • youvalss
      ******
      • Feb 2007
      • 16600

      #707
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      Hey - hey - hey!

      What?

      Where do you think this relationship is? If you are thinking of instituting an open-door urination policy, let me disabuse you of that notion right now, my friend.
      My Specs:

      ZX Spectrum
      CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
      GPU: Monochrome display
      RAM: 48 KB
      OS: Sinclair BASIC

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      • Burns11
        Greatness Has Arrived
        • Mar 2007
        • 7406

        #708
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

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        • Watson
          Burrow Club
          • Jul 2008
          • 27013

          #709
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          I'm stalking, I mean starving.
          And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

          @AdamdotH

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          • The GIGGAS
            Timbers - Jags - Hokies
            • Mar 2003
            • 28474

            #710
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            Originally posted by Burns11
            This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"
            "If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy!"
            Rose City 'Til I Die
            Duuuuuuuvvvvaaaaaaaal
            Hokie Hokie Hokie Hy

            Member: OS Uni Snob Assoc.
            OS OT Post Champ '11

            Twitter: @TheGIGGAS_OS
            Xbox Live: TheGIGGAS
            3DS: 1349-7755-3870

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            • Watson
              Burrow Club
              • Jul 2008
              • 27013

              #711
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              Friday's my birthday. I've already e-vited everyone to a party at our place.

              Whose place?

              Your place. Look I can't just un-e-vite everyone. I've got two e-yeses and 24 e-maybes. That's a lot of e-sponses.

              Bambi, I'm gonna put my e-foot up your ***.

              It's a Mexican themed fiesta on the first anniversary of my 29th birthday. That means I'm turning thirty. Donde? 56 Walnut Drive. Cuando? Thank you for asking, ocho-thirty until upside down question mark. Sombreros at the door. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooh!
              And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

              @AdamdotH

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              • C the Lyte
                Left side, strong side
                • May 2009
                • 2253

                #712
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
                EXPERIENCE MAYHEM FOOTBALL

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                • Burns11
                  Greatness Has Arrived
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 7406

                  #713
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                  "If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy!"
                  Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?

                  I'll take the box. The box!

                  You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!

                  Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

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                  • gerg1234
                    BOOM!
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 2911

                    #714
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    Hey, Nice Marmot.
                    Chicago Bears
                    Oregon State Beavers
                    Portland Trail Blazers
                    San Francisco Giants
                    Chicago Blackhawks
                    MLS: Portland Timbers
                    EPL: Liverpool FC

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                    • ImTellinTim
                      YNWA
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 33028

                      #715
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      - Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

                      - Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw ****, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

                      - I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

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                      • Fresh Tendrils
                        Strike Hard and Fade Away
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 36131

                        #716
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!



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                        • Cutter15
                          MVP
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 1770

                          #717
                          Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

                          *if you haven't seen the censored version you're missing out
                          Alabama Crimson Tide
                          New Orleans Saints
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                          Atlanta Braves
                          Southern Miss Golden Eagles

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                          • Segagendude
                            Banned
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 7940

                            #718
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            "Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes!"

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                            • Watson
                              Burrow Club
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 27013

                              #719
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
                              And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                              @AdamdotH

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                              • Fresh Tendrils
                                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 36131

                                #720
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                I'm not old, I'm 37.



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