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  • ImTellinTim
    YNWA
    • Sep 2006
    • 33028

    #766
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

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    • Watson
      Burrow Club
      • Jul 2008
      • 27013

      #767
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      When I get to Paul Allen's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.
      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

      @AdamdotH

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      • ImTellinTim
        YNWA
        • Sep 2006
        • 33028

        #768
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        Would you like to hear today's specials?

        Not if you want to keep your spleen.

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        • Blzer
          Resident film pundit
          • Mar 2004
          • 42515

          #769
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.
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          • Fresh Tendrils
            Strike Hard and Fade Away
            • Jul 2002
            • 36131

            #770
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.

            Spoiler



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            • Cutter15
              MVP
              • Oct 2010
              • 1770

              #771
              Realize? You didn't realize that they had guns? Big, long, dangerous machine guns? With war criminals attached to the trigger?
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              • OSUFan_88
                Outback Jesus
                • Jul 2004
                • 25642

                #772
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Don't just look at it, eat it.

                Too Old To Game Club

                Urban Meyer is lol.

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                • Watson
                  Burrow Club
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 27013

                  #773
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  I don't want to get you drunk, but, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
                  And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                  @AdamdotH

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                  • ~LiverpoolRed~
                    YNWA
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 10755

                    #774
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    Who wants a mustache ride?

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                    • Chrisksaint
                      $$$
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 19127

                      #775
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      Donor: So you do a lot of investing?
                      Andy: We dabble. I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a Wendy's, on the way home, so... the economy

                      Ron: Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating

                      Ron: Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.

                      Ron: We have one activity planned: not getting killed.
                      Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, Lightning

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                      • gerg1234
                        BOOM!
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 2911

                        #776
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        Private Joker: Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of s**t.

                        Private Gomer Pyle
                        : I *am*... in a world... of s**t.
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                        • Cutter15
                          MVP
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 1770

                          #777
                          Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
                          Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?
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                          • Watson
                            Burrow Club
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 27013

                            #778
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            We're nothing but... grains of sand.

                            That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?

                            Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can...imagine.

                            What do you think, George Harrison of The Beatles?

                            I don't know. You know? I'm just trying to get more songs on the album.

                            And as Ringo Starr, I'm not so interested in meditation, I just like to have fun. [holds up peace sign]

                            I like the little one.
                            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                            @AdamdotH

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                            • ~LiverpoolRed~
                              YNWA
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 10755

                              #779
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

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                              • nyj721
                                MVP
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2258

                                #780
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                If he dies, he dies.
                                Originally posted by slickdtc
                                I'd ride his bus, that's all I'm saying.

                                No context needed

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