Random TV/Movie Quotes...

[Blzer]

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"Who knows, it might even get you laid."
"Not if she thinks he's gay, Todd."

[Watson]

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Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips

I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

[Segagendude]

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"They'll kill me man"!

"What do you think I'm gonna do!? Worry about me..."

[youvalss]

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- You know, when I first met you, Kramer, you used to wear jeans all the time.

- Yeah, well, I was a different man then.

- With a different body.

- Hey, I got the body of a.. taught, pre-teen, Swedish boy.

[ImTellinTim]

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- Hey, uh...what'd you get there?

- Yeah, I bought dungarees.

- Kramer, they're painted on!

- They're slim fit.

- Slim fit?

- Yeah, they're streamlined.

- You're walkin' like Frankenstein.

- They just gotta be worked in a little bit, that's all.

[Watson]

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You are the farthest ever in space.
Why me, space?
Because you are the best.
I’m the best at space?
Yes.

[l3ulvl]

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I'm sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.

I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?

Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.

But the reservation keeps the car here, that's why you have the reservation.

I know why we have reservations.

I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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See, you know how to take the reservation, but you don't know how to hold the reservation. And that is the most important part. Anybody can just take a reservation. *Gestures wildly pulling down imaginary keys.*

[ImTellinTim]

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I believe that's the episode with "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

[Fresh Tendrils]

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What ya wanna park cars for?

[Segagendude]

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" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it."

ED:"Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!"

[gopher_guy]

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Thought of this quote as I bought a Powerball ticket last night:


"You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters."

"Well, did it work for those people?"

"No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but ... But it might work for us."

[Watson]

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What the ****? You're all just gonna stand there and watch me get my *** kicked? Nobody had my back? Huh? Nobody's got Santa's back? Ain't this a bitch. That's ****ed up with ya'll.


...Santa said the F-Word?

[BattleBornLV]

You pasty bastard. Look at you chuck you look sick man. You look like you just walked up from ground zero.

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[Bellsprout]

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"My daughter's looking for a car that reflects her personality."
"Yes, are the new Bulimic Cuttingmobiles in yet?