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[Watson]

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God almighty, we ask you to bless this feast that lie before us. Please allow these spent lottery tickets with they silver scratchery seasonings to nourish out bodies, as they were unable to do the same to our wallets. Lord, thank for that untimely frost you sent that claim our portly banana orchids. Oh I was a fool to plant bananers on a mountain, you made sure of that. In short, thanks for nothing.

You wanna thank the Lord for that truck-boat-truck?

You silly bitch don't be tellin him about my truck-boat-truck.

-But daddy you tell everybody about that cause that's your pride and joy.

CAUSE IT'S BAD *** IS WHY.

[l3ulvl]

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I mean, the whole point in watching a TV show is because it ends. If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life

[oneamongthefence]

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"I'll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: it's a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin' around bumpin' into each other, got a guy up front says, '2 + 2,' and the people in the back say, '4.' Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin'. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that's not a popular opinion, but that's my two cents on the issue."

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[Ghost Of The Year]

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Dave's not here.
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[youvalss]

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"Yeah well look, Marvin, Marvin, you gotta play. See that's where they kiss for the first time on the dance floor. And if there's no music, they can't dance, and if they can't dance, they can't kiss, and if they can't kiss, they can't fall in love and I'm history".

[daflyboys]

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"Because he puts an addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly, SMARRRTTASSSS!!"

[l3ulvl]

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And there we go I win again

What are you talking about you just scratched

Obviously you're not familiar with the rules of North European Billiards!

[Blzer]

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If this man is everything you say he is, then this city needs me.

[l3ulvl]

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You know Mike, being scared doesn't make you any less of a man

Yep, and being silent doesn't make you any less of a woman

[youvalss]

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"I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking: 'That's why I'm not heterosexual'."

[Watson]

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I simply imagine that my skeleton is me and my body is my house. That way I'm always home.

[Blzer]

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"I had no idea you could milk a cat."

"Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples."

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

[Ghost Of The Year]

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"But I don't want to be a pirate!"

"But I don't wanna be a cowboy!"

"I can tell already you are gonna get on my nerves."

[Ghost Of The Year]

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I may have heard the funniest line ever on The Andy Griffith Show, one that must've meant a whole lot different back in the day. Nevertheless:

"I hate the outdoors. When I go out into the sun, I get the herpes"

[Watson]

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HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! IS THERE AIR? YOU DON'T KNOW!