The Little Things... GTA4 style!

[Hoos]

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Where the **** are you taking Michelle, Hoosier?

I took her bowling on the first date and still got in, unless you're taking her to cemeteries, you should have hit that already.

Let's see, I've taken the Ice Princess (aka Michelle) on dates to the following places (in this order)

1) Bowling (didn't get an option to try)
2) Cabaret Show (asked, shot down - said we barely knew each other)
3) Pool (chose not to ask, got attitude)
4) Dinner (asked, shot down)
5) Dart (asked, shot down)
6) Drinking (asked, shot down again - did donuts in front of her house to let out my (Niko's) frustration.
7) Car Wash, Hell Ride and a Gay Bashing session in the park (let's just say, she wasn't around to ask for obvious reasons)

Let me ask you guys this, once you have picked up Michelle, do you go directly to the date location. And then after the date is over, do you take her straight home?? Maybe I'm not doing enough??? But the game just doesn't seem to give you the opportunity to do anything but go there, then take her home.

To tell you the truth, Niko has pretty much decided that if he gets another chance, he's not taking her anywhere. Yes, he'll pick her up but she's got a never ending drive around the city in store. Niko will drive around for hours if he has too and regardless of how much she complains, she can just sit in his car until she passes out

[billmatic]

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You should have tried your luck after pool. That's what did it for me.

[Hoos]

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You should have tried your luck after pool. That's what did it for me.

Well, if she calls Niko again asking to do something, I'll try a Pool date again and ask one last time. If not Niko has a rocket launcher right now and an itchy trigger finger

[Spectre]

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LOL, hoosier asking for tips about how to up his game at OS

Anyway, one of my favorite things is the "rumble" during lap dances- brilliant use of the technology. Also, Mystikaal during lap dances is ace.

[Scott]

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Speaking of Drunk driving, has anyone else been arrested for DD?

[eDotd]

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Speaking of Drunk driving, has anyone else been arrested for DD?

Nope. I always take a cab.

[Scott]

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I got one today after me and roman had been drinking...Instead of even trying to drive, I just stood out there and then the cops showed up and instead of taking me to jail, just shot me to death lol..

[ezekiel55]

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Nope, 6 dates and NOTHING

But the chances of it happening now are pretty slim for the following reason...teehee!!

Got a little frustrated with Michelle today!!! She's always mad at Niko for something so I (Niko) decided to treat her like a real piece of crap today and give her a good reason to be mad

All of her BS and the iron clad lock down she's got on her kitty pushed me (Niko) over the limit man. We just broke and went postal on her ***!!!

After turning Niko down for the sixth straight date, we set our plan into action. We rang her phone non stop with great glee!! Spoke to her a few times and she ends up sending Niko a text message basically saying to backoff and that she needed some space......blah, blah, blah, FRICKIN BLAH!!!

Shortly after the "Kiss My *** Niko" message she sent, she call's him all sweet like and wants to go out Oh yeah baby, we'll go out!!!! *Sarcastic*

Niko secures himself a real fancy rust bucket, get's all banged up to the point where it's smoking real heavy and dented the **** up!!! He goes over to pick her up....hehe!! She gets in saying how nice Niko smells and he's wearing her favorite outfit but of course has to get a dig in there about his car!! Niko had a GREAT date planned for her :wink:

First stop, the CAR WASH - OH YEAH, BIG TIME FUN THERE MICHELLE!!! Then Niko took her for a joyride from hell!!! A couple police chases, a dozen or so pedestrians ushered into eternity, dead cops, a super jump, etc.....etc.... Then to cap it off, Niko takes her to the park and proceeds to tee off on few hapless souls with his trusty Louisville Slugger

This of course pushed Michelle over the edge and she found her own way home - straight up stole Niko's car and went home Didn't actually see her drive off in it but it was gone when Niko went to retrieve it....that BEYOTCH!!!

Well, that pissed me (Ahem, Niko) off even more so he set off to find himself a lovely lady of the night. His first in Liberty City, since he had originally planned to be faithfull to Michelle. Niko could only find a 200 pounder with bad hair and jelly rolls o'plenty..Yikes!!!

Niko's day was supposed to end with a bang (excuse the pun-lol) but he wasn't destined to score!!! While looking for a desolate place to do the deed, Niko pulled into the old abandoned amusement park where the minature golf course is. It was dark and Niko didn't see the rather deep pond. He got his car stuck in it and was frantically trying to get his car out by any means so he could get that one last jab at Michelle in for the day. Niko hears the hooker say, "You don't know what your'e missing!!!" as they both drown in a freaking mini golf pond

Not a good day for Niko

Hilarious...next time you should try to pick her up with a whore already in your car...see how she reacts to that.

[jmood88]

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Speaking of Drunk driving, has anyone else been arrested for DD?

I have once and I didn't try driving drunk again.

[Village Idiot]

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The sounds the cars/trucks make actually correspond to the surface they're driving on (including a different sound when you drive over a manhole cover or whatnot) - it sounds so damn good. But that brings me to a complaint: all the vehicles sound too much alike, and, worse, they're so loud (why do they all sound like a boat?) you can't really pick up what I'm talking about here unless you're going 4 mph. Driving on dirt sounds particularly good, but I can barely hear it over the boat engine my car has.

[KobeBryant]

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Hoosier, hilarious, keep the stories coming.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Where the hell do I get a Statue of Happiness shirt?

[23]

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i beat the yams every time we meet up after the 1st date was over

i ignore her for a few days then she calls me asking for a date

every single time. im not sure what you're doing hoosier...lol

[Qb]

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Speaking of Drunk driving, has anyone else been arrested for DD?

I was. Oh wait, you probably meant in the game. My bad...

*****

I scored with Michelle on the second date. I took her to the bar (Comrades), with the same bit afterwards about her not even drinking. Had to laugh as I came stumbling out, wobbling while I stood in the street next to my car (jacked a nice black Stallion right before the date). Wouldn't you know it, the fuzz pull up, stop and just stare at me for about 20-30 seconds then drive off.

I heard DD was hard as hell and figured it wouldn't help my chances, so I attempted to hail a cab. Problem is, I don't know how to hail a cab, but I sure know how to steal one. Best part is, Michelle jumped right in and I carefully drove her home, passing two cops on the way. She even complimented me on my "conscientious" driving. Once we got to her pad, I tried my luck and sure enough, warm coffee for Nico. Just like all women, turned on by the bad boys...

[Hoos]

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i beat the yams every time we meet up after the 1st date was over

i ignore her for a few days then she calls me asking for a date

every single time. im not sure what you're doing hoosier...lol

Honestly, I think my real life dating deficiencies are carrying over to the game


Michelle reminds me alot of my ex-wife so I may just stay with the torment angle where it concerns her (LOL)!!! Then have Niko find a new woman to date seriously and for casual sex

Michelle deserves nothing more than Niko's full wrath!!!! Guess my sig says it all.....