Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

[VTPack919]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

I can't believe I listened to you OS'ers again. It's the same every year. You build the game up and make it sound like it's the best forking game every year. This year was essentially a roster update. Ralph Potter?!?!? Really? An elderly man who forgets who he is? Great. Typical honeymoon period.

I am going to trade this in for Cabelas Big Buck Hunter '09 and keep playing 2k5 in the meantime.

[ezio]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

OK first I never laughed so hard at a thread and I am working so I had to try and keep it down

Second here is my contribution.

I present the I wanna drive a forklift song:


Well I went down to the local warehouse
Asked to see the manager man
He came from his office, said, "Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..."

I want to Drive the Forklift...hey
I want to Drive the Forklift...Yes I do!

Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
That I might drive a Forklift machine
I'd get the floor just as slick as could be
And all the kids would look up to me

I want to drive the Forklift...hey
I want to drive the Forklift...Yes I do!

Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen
But that right there is one expensive machine
And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years."
About that time I broke down in tears.

Cause I want to drive the Forklift...hey
I want to drive the Forklift...Yes I do!

[youvalss]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

Damn, those union guys...When you start the game you'll love 'em, but when you get promotion and run the place - they can be a pain in the a$$!!!

[WazzuRC]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

I just simmed 3 years in my forkchise and the other drivers I'm forking against are all rated in the 90's. PROGESSION IS A JOKE! GAME KILLER!!!

[youvalss]

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I've been just invited to the Forklift Convention in Forkland. Anyone tried to drive there on a '73 Yale forklift? Is it that far away?

[DickDalewood]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

They should this a racer.

I'd love to be able to compete with a fully modded lift.

Need for Speed: Lift

[areobee401]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

I heard a rumor that EA was going to buy the exclusive rights for Forklift simulators. I really hope this is true because a extreme over the top Forklift game by EA Big would be sweat.

My question is if this does happen would you guys buy a Cherry Picker simulator if 2k made one?

[youvalss]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

They should this a racer.

I'd love to be able to compete with a fully modded lift.

Need for Speed: Lift

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjKdmPeb_R4

[Hoos]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

What the FORK!!! Some of you forkers are just straight up forking rude!!!

On that note, I too once had a fork truck fetish!! Always wanted to drive one, then I finally got my chance. It only took about two weeks before I drove into a metal wall and put both forks right through that forker!!! (true story) LOL

By the way, I am the best forking fork truck driver on the job right now....WOOT!!

[youvalss]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

On that note, I too once had a fork truck fetish!! Always wanted to drive one, then I finally got my chance. It only took about two weeks before I drove into a metal wall and put both forks right through that forker!!! (true story) LOL

You've just killed any chance of us forking online...

[Matt Diesel]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

[youvalss]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

^^ Great avatar! Is that from the first movie with M.J. Fox?

[Gibbz]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

Did they include the Forkcast Camera angle in the newest patch?

I just can't get immersed in the forking without it, especially in Foreman Mode.

[youvalss]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

This thread should have bumped my OVR rating to around 50. It's bigger than donating to the site.

[Heelfan71]

Re: Forklift Truck Simulator 2009

Had fun forking you guys. Can't get over the game killer bugs in this thread. Moving on to