Rap Tournament?

[SupaStar33]

Would any of you be interested in a rap tournament?

[HealyMonster]

Re: Rap Tournament?

You actually just missed the annual rap tourney, happens every October.

Spoiler

[SupaStar33]

Re: Rap Tournament?

damn, really? Where can I find the raps? Wanna see what talent you guys got?

[authentic]

Re: Rap Tournament?

No




no,no,no,no,no

[Watson]

Re: Rap Tournament?

damn, really? Where can I find the raps? Wanna see what talent you guys got?

I got lines.




Man i'm bannin OS'ers for this lyrical ****
Mayonaise colored Benz I push Miracle
whips

[soxnut1018]

Re: Rap Tournament?

I don't know how to rap at all, but the fact that you called it a rap "tournament" makes me think I could win.

[dickey1331]

I have that def jam rapstar game. Does that count?


Do you really care where I sent this from?

[BlueNGold]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Disqualified for stealing the Kanye line, Watson.


*clears throat*


I'm sipping the maple syrup while I play some Shania Twian
Shooting rocket slapshots at you and bringing the pain
Try to mess with this Mother Canucker, but there's no chance you could hang
And mane, you can't even afford what I eat
Because what I eat is the most exquisite of moose meat
Watch your step when you're steppin' to me
And when you're by staircases since you might get hit with JJ's pee
When I bust out my two 9's, you better retreat
I'm busting out the freshest Gretzky jersey seen on the streets
And I'm also rocking my sunglasses at night
You're childish man, go fly a damn kite
And ride a roller coaster too -- oh wait, you can't, since you're Dayman's height

[canes21]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Ain't nothing like a G-string bay-bay
Two big butt cheeks going cray-zay

That's all I got...

[jvalverde88]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Disqualified for stealing the Kanye line, Watson.


*clears throat*


I'm sipping the maple syrup while I play some Shania Twian
Shooting rocket slapshots at you and bringing the pain
Try to mess with this Mother Canucker, but there's no chance you could hang
And mane, you can't even afford what I eat
Because what I eat is the most exquisite of moose meat
Watch your step when you're steppin' to me
And when you're by staircases since you might get hit with JJ's pee
When I bust out my two 9's, you better retreat
I'm busting out the freshest Gretzky jersey seen on the streets
And I'm also rocking my sunglasses at night
You're childish man, go fly a damn kite
And ride a roller coaster too -- oh wait, you can't, since you're Dayman's height

Here is my rhymes.

My name is Mike.
I'll rob your bike.

[TracerBullet]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Eli would smoke you all.

[Bellsprout]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Disqualified for stealing the Kanye line, Watson.


*clears throat*


I'm sipping the maple syrup while I play some Shania Twian
Shooting rocket slapshots at you and bringing the pain
Try to mess with this Mother Canucker, but there's no chance you could hang
And mane, you can't even afford what I eat
Because what I eat is the most exquisite of moose meat
Watch your step when you're steppin' to me
And when you're by staircases since you might get hit with JJ's pee
When I bust out my two 9's, you better retreat
I'm busting out the freshest Gretzky jersey seen on the streets
And I'm also rocking my sunglasses at night
You're childish man, go fly a damn kite
And ride a roller coaster too -- oh wait, you can't, since you're Dayman's height

Might as well lock this baby up, nobody's beating that.

[AUChase]

Re: Rap Tournament?

JJ should enter this 'competition'. He's got a great knowledge of Waka Flaka songs, so he should be able to drop something pretty good...

[canes21]

Re: Rap Tournament?

JJ should enter this 'competition'. He's got a great knowledge of Waka Flaka songs, so he should be able to drop something pretty good...

I'm sure his rap would go a little something like this...

"This is pretty much my deal like you know...I never had internets access before when i wasn't sobey so this is really nat i been facebookin people random and myspace on myfriens profile ha its fun. its really neat just try it please i beg. it's a rush a RUSHHHHHHHHH like the rock bacnd not hte game but the real band. they sing a song about trees and how the maples are A-holes, major ones cause they take up all the oxygen which is O2 in science like bill nye the science guy knows it as O2 you know. i loved taht show as a tyke..bill nye the scienve guy bill bill bill bill bill the theme song said that...not me personally i like bill nue. I usually tupe better but mu friens are sleep and i ont want to awake them form the wilderness that is ME! bME ! ME ME. joshua linn aka lil buddy aka bunny aka jj thats what me friends refer to me . sorry for the grammar i trieeeeeeeed so hardddddd like hte akon song wiht bone thujgs i LOVE WEEZY F BABY when im sober and not cause he mighe suck at rappin nut but his beats are off the zchisszzainnnnnnn like scott storchavelio like tupac but lamer and not as kolololio. acid your lightups of me are good you know and i try to get you back but your e just so tricky and witty and im not sa much you know but i aprreciate the love and respect nad just to let everyone know he didnt knock me up and aresnal sucks and roandlo sucks he a whineyu baby. go spSURS not ans nationioo but toenteeeeham toetneham hotspur SPRS! GO SPIRS~ GIOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU. i m aliook at this in the morngn and be like what was i doing but right now im just spillin my guys and guts. clay sorry your blb team isnt as good as the otehrs but youre a trooper for sticking it out i respect oyu for your due ridligence and your e better man that i am. sand andrew i know i had a beter tecord that nyou that seaosn but youre a good sclub man, you really are and i just wnat you to know that i wish i was the guides halol. ths i sis epically long bt this girl was here but se had a bf so i couldnt do anthing but she nice and i gonna text her tomrrow cause hes shedeservs it. a gueniune girl i say cheers to that. and any one that hates on jj i respeck your opinion but i love tha mna so mych s a suo mucj. i watched turkey todau not the anminal but th esoccer team and the pulled a hoge combeack against hte he checkerboard team and theyre so good and if i was from that nation id e so so feliz wich ish appy in spanish i love tueky but GO NEDERLANDssszzzz i love van persy anmd fabregas and drogba and CLING DFEMPSY. Jmy htafragudation party is soon but idk tif you can come cause youre so far way. os is my fav site in ze wolds il voe sports nad hte oriols and markakas but this place is sos special. each and every one. billu likes to drink soda and ms lippys car is green whis in spanish is berde. iwth a v, this is so long ut i want to say thanks os for sporting m e when im not norma,s;/.l. ,uy friend is passet out rigtb y me iod wake hm up nut hed beat me in a braw.l. he like kimbo SLICE to my freakin like. small guy. oy know so itd be a bad mathcup ofr me. id lose. like the orioles od sometimes and the croheckerbard team did cause theu cant shoot penelties. amuo ;pve weezy g nabauyu. you all so nize lik ea borat ai like a uyo.its so eary ub the morn and i go golf son, like on ral golf holes. 9 par 3;s dude hahaha im a pwnnnnn....RICKROLD I Love fifckrick rolld nerver gonna gve you upppppppp enver gonna let you downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn rick astley lovern ot me cause i liek girls. if i fa girl id date hm. tjos is log k bye"

[BurghFan]

Re: Rap Tournament?

What's this got to do with non-sports gaming?
Is there seriously a rap game?
Parappa the Rappa?

My cousins and I used to try to write raps when we were like 10.
That's all I got, I'm out.