Rap Tournament?

[DukeC]

Re: Rap Tournament?

A short quickie I made up just now. I know no one was actually serious but...I couldn't help myself

Ceramic parameters blasted apart, Absence of dark
In a room full of Lights with no Cores
So the bottom of the Miller pores and
The bottle's light with no sedatives to numb the resident present to drink Miller Light,
Instead of drunk and contemplating the resident is sober and concentrating at his residence with his brain at full capacity instead of limited to its base capacity, Cassidy,
thoughts of her run through his mind each memory a landmine waiting to set him off till he erupts and drowns himself in wine,
He resists, but the memory persists and he's telling his brain to cease and desist, but he cracks and gets his wine to assist, then drinks himself to bliss as he wonders why he couldn't make her his Mrs.

[TracerBullet]

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I'm sipping the maple syrup while I play some Shania Twian
Shooting rocket slapshots at you and bringing the pain
Try to mess with this Mother Canucker, but there's no chance you could hang
And mane, you can't even afford what I eat
Because what I eat is the most exquisite of moose meat
Watch your step when you're steppin' to me
And when you're by staircases since you might get hit with JJ's pee
When I bust out my two 9's, you better retreat
I'm busting out the freshest Gretzky jersey seen on the streets
And I'm also rocking my sunglasses at night
You're childish man, go fly a damn kite
And ride a roller coaster too -- oh wait, you can't, since you're Dayman's height

Spoiler

I am not a rapper.

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Dark green pontiac. I drive that.
Xbox 360. I play that.
Sports on my TV. I watch that
CANADIAN Bacon on my pizza. I HATE that.

Spoiler

I am not a rapper.

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They call me TracerBullet.
I'm not Dick Tracy, but I am a Private Eye.
Your girl hired me to do what you couldn't.
I found her private eye.

Spoiler

[Jasong7777]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Aye pretty girl, I say aye welcome to my world
I been missing you ever since there were jeri curls
I been drinking too, so imma bout to call Earl
Don't mind him, it's going to take me a while to find him

[BunnyHardaway]

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Spoiler

I am not a rapper.

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Dark green pontiac. I drive that.
Xbox 360. I play that.
Sports on my TV. I watch that
CANADIAN Bacon on my pizza. I HATE that.

Spoiler

I am not a rapper.

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They call me TracerBullet.
I'm not Dick Tracy, but I am a Private Eye.
Your girl hired me to do what you couldn't.
I found her private eye.

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I came in here to specifically post that Supa Hot reference, damn you.

[LingeringRegime]

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I'm a Tarheel born and raised, Mint Hill is where I spent most of my days
Liver Mush Pudding, Throw Smoke Like Doc Gooden
Indian Style Sitter, Prolific Mitten Knitter
Heavy Monster Drinker, Ultra Combo Linker
Various Beard Stylings, Timely Tax Filings
Random Class Making, never move faking*
Old Crusty Gamer, First Ballot Hall of Famer
No need to cry when I die, I've lived 1 Billion lives




*

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(Props to da Five Footer)

[trobinson97]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Boom. Bam, bop. Bada bop boop, POW!




















































But I'm not a rapper.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: Rap Tournament?

As long as there's that tick tick followed by that bump.

[AUChase]

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I didn't expect this thread to still be open..

[Gotmadskillzson]

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What's this got to do with non-sports gaming?
Is there seriously a rap game?
Parappa the Rappa?

My cousins and I used to try to write raps when we were like 10.
That's all I got, I'm out.

Unfortunately there are ACTUAL rap video games. Several of them, none of them sold well. I remember seeing them in the $5 bin at Walmart several times.

Marc Eko's Getting up

Get on the Mic

MTV Music Generator

DJ Hero

B-Boy

Flow: Urban Dance Rising

[jyoung]

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Parappa was the best.

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

[dickey1331]

Unfortunately there are ACTUAL rap video games. Several of them, none of them sold well. I remember seeing them in the $5 bin at Walmart several times.

Marc Eko's Getting up

Get on the Mic

MTV Music Generator

DJ Hero

B-Boy

Flow: Urban Dance Rising

I think def jam rapstar sold decent. Had a lot of dlc for it and I liked it.



Do you really care where I sent this from?

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: Rap Tournament?

DJ Hero was fun for a good bit.

[Graphik]

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My kinda thread.


Mr. Qoutz is a beast, eating rappers up like a thanksgiving feast,
mind on the money..but skyrim on the mind,
got a level 20 brenton and with a steel mace(fine),
yea, this is non-sports game time,
cant play a game like Dark Souls with a sane mind,
Metal Gear finally on the 360,
my prayers have been answered, my eyes all misty,



Dammit....Fire Drill at work....errr!!!

[fatleg3]

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Parappa was the best.

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

Kick, punch, its all in the mind
If you want to test me
Im sure you'll find
the things i teach ya
is sure to beat ya
nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now,

kick
kick

punch
punch

chop
chop

and block
block

Dont get cocky
its gonna get rocky
we gonna get down to the next ya jocky

That first board will always be stuck in my head. Man I still remember that game. Back when they use to put a couple of demos on one disk me and my cousin got one from pizza hut with that game on it. We played that game to death

[mrprice33]

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