Rap Tournament?

[mikenoob]

This was a good read at 3 am lol. Surprised I got mentioned in one too!


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[DukeC]

Re: Rap Tournament?

I'm here to resuscitate,
Like practicing CPR
To revive before it's too late,
Give it highlights of the new NBA
Especially CP3 to Blake, Who's the new anchor man
For the Clippers didn't you hear it on the news? You didn't?
Then it must be new, Like, a McRoberts aqcuisition
I'm just Joshin you cuz my friend Josh is watchin monstrous boobs
With his parents in the other rooom he's a monstrous fool,
But I'm the Joker, not Tha Joker, but THE Joker don't get it confused
But my friend conned me and lit the fuse, Then asked, "Why so serious",
I passed gas then he laughed and died delirious,
5 more who happen to be Fast and Furious
I kill who died laughing and never serious,
Let me call up Sirius who's deadly serious, wait...
Is he seriously dead? My condolences but this thread will never be
Because my drive to rhyme will never be

[WTF]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Duke, dude... Not feeling it...

[ScoobySnax]

Re: Rap Tournament?

I was gonna let it ride, but since you said it...

[DukeC]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Hrrmmm....care to explain why (Neither of you are feeling it)?

[ScoobySnax]

I guess it's because it's hard to follow. Too much "MC deep thoughts" IMO. Your other raps were pretty good though.


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[DukeC]

Re: Rap Tournament?

I guess it's because it's hard to follow. Too much "MC deep thoughts" IMO. Your other raps were pretty good though.


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The hell is "MC deep thoughts"? Never heard of that expression

I'm not consciously trying to be deep or anything on the short ones, it's just how I normally rap. I write out whatever comes to mind, then try to link the references together, along with a couple of literary techniques thrown in. I like to be clever. I can't help it. I don't have anyone else contributing so I can't write out an epic 32-48 bar unless someone comes at me or gives me a topic. Right now I'm purely freestyling it.

[PaperBoyx703]

Re: Rap Tournament?

I hope im not too late for this tourney
I live to rip bustas and end they journey
Don't get me wrong aint lookin for enemies
I do this for posters pink slips and car keys
All fun n' games till bamas styles get exposed like toupees on windy days
Lines cheesier than half-time parades and gimmick plays
No pot shots that lead to bans
But these weak rhymes may look better in comic sans
But this here is OS where no one learns
Just gave myself a red name sorry Steve but it's my turn
To deliver a message like Oh-no its Zay-voh
Have yawl runnin for the hills like Oj in his white bronco
Up since 5 am with red eyes so thats all I got
OS may need a new TOS cause this is way too hot...or not

I think I found my new time killer thread lol.

[DukeC]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Give time to the dominant
Bars for the obstinate
Death to the fraudulent
Call me the "One who you don't argue with",
I shall remain nameless like no one
Cuz no ones nameless unless you know one?
Who happens to be famous maybe shameless like Shamus
Who acts like an ****, can't remember my name?
Then call me one of the Nameless
Who search for a heart in a Kingdom
Surrounded by Nobodies who can't remember thier name,
I soar, uh, (Sora) and re- coup (Riku) my bearings
As I fly to meet the Baron,
Who's, plane is red with the blood of his enemies
Who met him with enmity
But the enemy we share is Common,
Partnership destined like It Was Written in stone
Better watch yourself of the Mystikal tome
Cuz I recite spells and cast Black magic cuz I'm black and I practice magic,

Edit: I'm just going to bold what I think others might not get so you guys can pay special attention to it.

[DukeC]

Re: Rap Tournament?

This will not die a natural death . Welp...my thoughts went everywhere till they centered on a subject

Let me prepare for war
I equip shields and swords
And stock my dungeon with bars
Let me switch bars
Now I'm the prisoner,
What did I do? Let me remember,
I killed the lord's son
He was my savoir
Who gave me the name of Xavier,
And told me to wait on the Messiah, but I had a Complex,
So I set out to Conquest,
They called me a monster, Like I was a Loch Ness,
Cuz I didn't respond with prompt texts not to attack the Complex
Which housed the Messiah sect, In which my Messiah rests,
But I didn't know and I blew it up to the separate poles I'm so cold
Frozen to the bone, Like my name was Frost, But I don't know Jack so you can't give me an old lantern and expect me to know the way back,
From my disastrous calamity that doomed humanity which will forever weigh on my sanity staining my vanity

[Watson]

Re: Rap Tournament?

I made something out of boredom...It's terrible, but hey.

Me and Drew Brees, best on the earth
Not sellin records but I put in the work
Mood like the state, Carolina Blue
Let me do me, I'll let you do you
Picking out hats like a recruit
Navy Blue, White A
Tired of messing with Colts, Jim Irsay
Ready for a Bronco like in Denver, No Kobe
Find a Nugget let her **** it
Wrap it then leave her Rapid
So Fly Call me Emirates
About to blow up like Arsenal, this is imminent
Been a star for years, No Letterman
I'm good but how are you Mr. Letterman?
Red Shirt, White Sleeve
World Cup shoes my kick game is Messi
FCB, They Nike so they with me
Score on bitches like Van Persie
See me now, see me gone
Get off my Johnson unless you're Shawn
Killing your game, 4th and long
Converting bitches like I'm Gronk
Unless they on the cycle (No Red Sock)
Black SB's, Black Nikes
No Joe Pa, more Brad Wing
Not a Angel, more a Duck since I got my wings.

[DukeC]

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What's up with the name droppin? You think you Game?
I know I am like Will there ever be another like Smith?
For example I explore like John Doe packin gifts for 18
But ended with 49 miners
Who didn't mine Alex and believed in his mind like
Ike when he searched for his klondike,
Wait...that didn't make sense like people losing they sense when they see cents and become incensed when you bring 'em back to they sense 'usin incense so they recognize the scent,
Onto another train of thought which I don't finish like songs and,
Freestyle cuz this track is where I belong and,
I'm done.