Battlefield 4

[Koolie G]

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That's cold, bro... That's cold.

It's only because I love you.

[ROABS]

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Congrats on hitting 120 ef! Wth took you so long....

[mike24forever]

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For anyone reading this thread, I apologize. It is full of inside jokes and insults that make no sense to anyone, except to us. The PS4 guys have completely high jacked this thread, and I have no idea if no idea if any of this can help improve your game play...that being said...I play this game way too much because of these wonderful group of guys!

Congrats eF.

[mike24forever]

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eF: Congrats on 120 bro. That is a BIG accomplishment. You have killed a lot of folk and kicked a lot of BOOTY in your bf4 days. You have been treating opposing teams like a bunch of BI****S. I'm looking forward to seeing more of your VIDEOS.

We'll played sir!

[Dog]

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Level 120, bro bro's.



First id like to thank my lord and savior, Boltman. For when he gets on the sheep follow. I thank him for staying on just one more game in select nights because as soon as he gets off, everyone else does too. Secondly, thank you Koolie G. Watching you play shows me exactly what not to do. Without ever knowing you I don't believe my revive count or savior medals would be so high. John, thanks for all the secrets. ND.. Idk you don't talk much. Thanks for keeping the mics clear. Mike, thanks for hindering my progress with horrible tips like "guys let's stay in this room, we can beat them". Pito, thanks for all the heli repairs. Rez, thanks for allowing me to piggy back and steal 98% kills from you during your 40+ kill games. ROABS, thank you. You are that little French brother I've never wanted. You being a Boston fan helped mold me into a leader, a teacher... You made me WANT to turn you into a killing machine and I succeeded roughly 1/3rd of the time.



Now I finish with this.



All you inferior players, as you continue to quest your way to level 120. As you ask yourself: "can I do it? Can I be like eF?" I say this to you:



"YES YOU CAN!"



But you need three things.



You need faith. Faith that you can have an eF stamp of approval k/d



You need belief. Belief that you can be not as good as me but better than me. (Doubtful)



And engage in consistent action.



Thank you, and have a good day.



RIP Splash. 2014-2014.

Do u even battlefield bro? Get gud skrub


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[eF 5ive]

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Yes I BF. Today. OMG wait till you hear this.

Bro.

Bro.

I put c4 on a vehicle.

Then I drove it.

Jumped out and detonated the c4 I had placed on the vehicle prior to placing the keys into the thing that starts the engine.

Omg. I didn't get any kills but it was epic.

[Candyman5]

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Lmfao, you guys are seriously making me want to get back into this game.

I shouldn't of got rid of it but I got so frustrated with the server issues and crashes....

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[Cusefan]

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Here are the 7 battlefield values needed to becoming a level 120:


Loyalty: your "real life" friends don't have what it takes to achieve greatness. The green named people are your only friends in this battle. I recommend putting your cell phone on airplane mode so your friends or family won't distract you from what really matters.

Duty: The amount of time you put into this game will not be measured in hours or days but by weeks.

Respect: A true BF veteran will always drop health and Ammo when he can, these are easy points. The blueberries who ignore your request for ammo are not cut from the same cloth as the battlefield gods.

Selfless Service: To achieve level 120 you will have had to turn down sex at least once. Your partner doesn't want you to achieve glory so they will sacrifice their body to prevent you from playing. If you keep saying "I'll be right there" eventually they will go to sleep.

Honor: Waiting for a helicopter or tank to spawn every time to get easy kills cheapens your level 120. Grab your virtual rifle and get in the virtual mud and go get virtual kills.

Integrity: You must stay loyal to battlefield, every other game is a distraction. You can go play Titanfall or Hello Kitty Island Adventure after you have accomplished the greatest feat in all of gaming.

Personal Courage: spending so much time indoors will take a toll on your body, you will need the courage to ignore the mirror and fire up more hot pockets so you can eat without having to turn off the game.

[eF 5ive]

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Damn I've been eating hot pockets frozen like Popsicles. No one got time for the two minute thaw.

Spoiler

cept Ryan. Gives him enough time for the aa to respawn. ito face:

Candy, the game is way different than when it released. I'd rent it and give it a shot.

Edit: calling you candy made me feel like I was talking to a stripper :/ #bbb

[HealyMonster]

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Here are the 7 battlefield values needed to becoming a level 120:


Loyalty: your "real life" friends don't have what it takes to achieve greatness. The green named people are your only friends in this battle. I recommend putting your cell phone on airplane mode so your friends or family won't distract you from what really matters.

Duty: The amount of time you put into this game will not be measured in hours or days but by weeks.

Respect: A true BF veteran will always drop health and Ammo when he can, these are easy points. The blueberries who ignore your request for ammo are not cut from the same cloth as the battlefield gods.

Selfless Service: To achieve level 120 you will have had to turn down sex at least once. Your partner doesn't want you to achieve glory so they will sacrifice their body to prevent you from playing. If you keep saying "I'll be right there" eventually they will go to sleep.

Honor: Waiting for a helicopter or tank to spawn every time to get easy kills cheapens your level 120. Grab your virtual rifle and get in the virtual mud and go get virtual kills.

Integrity: You must stay loyal to battlefield, every other game is a distraction. You can go play Titanfall or Hello Kitty Island Adventure after you have accomplished the greatest feat in all of gaming.

Personal Courage: spending so much time indoors will take a toll on your body, you will need the courage to ignore the mirror and fire up more hot pockets so you can eat without having to turn off the game.

Ahh, the 7 army values, put in a way that finally motivates me

[Boltman]

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Replace hot pockets with sammiches and you have Dog's path to 120 on point.

My path to 120 was fueled by nothing but steel wool and chocolate chip bagel humor.



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[Dog]

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HE IS RISING FROM THE DEAD

THIS IS NOT A DRILL


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[Boltman]

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HE IS RISING FROM THE DEAD

THIS IS NOT A DRILL


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OH HELL NAW, I JUST GOT ONE AS WELL.

FULL ALERT!



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[eF 5ive]

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He has risen!

Hellalujah.

[Dog]

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WE NEED THIS




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