And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

[psufan]

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[Psyblast]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

...Ouch.

[Beantown]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

I used to have this long list of humorous labels. I'm sure you can find them online, though.

I remember one was for a Swedish Chainsaw and on it, one of the warnings was:

"Do not operate near your testicles."

[Blaxican8504]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

Heh...I remember using those to put my GI Joes back together after the rubber band would snap.

[Blzer]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

On a microwave oven I saw at Costco:

Do not use for drying pets.

[Beantown]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

Found the list...

1) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

2) On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.

3) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

4) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

5) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down. "

6) On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

7) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

8) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."

9) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

10)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

11) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

12) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

13) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."

14) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

15) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

[BatsareBugs]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

Isn't there one for a knife that says "Keep out of Children"?

[Blzer]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

11) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

I'm scared to even begin pondering what they mean by the "other" use...

[GenoG]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

LOL, I saw this on Digg!

[MassNole]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

If I shouldn't use those to insert into my penis, what good are they?

[fishepa]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

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Photoshop

[Uga]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

Not a warning, but still pretty funny..
Some lines from an instruction manual for a router I bought :
- for glue the sex rubber mat
- if above these products and enclosures have thrown to lose or damage,
please with provide goods the company to contact.
- Deliver the way : save to combine to turn the hair quickly
- the automatic study is most long, hours:5 minutes

[Pared]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

5) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down. "

That's awesome.

[CMH]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

- the automatic study is most long, hours:5 minutes

That's hilarious.

[luv_mist]

Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

Not a warning, but still pretty funny..
Some lines from an instruction manual for a router I bought :
- for glue the sex rubber mat
- if above these products and enclosures have thrown to lose or damage,
please with provide goods the company to contact.
- Deliver the way : save to combine to turn the hair quickly
- the automatic study is most long, hours:5 minutes

WTFreak kind of language is that?