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  • Double Eights
    Banned
    • Nov 2005
    • 5733

    #16
    Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

    Originally posted by MassNole
    If I shouldn't use those to insert into my penis, what good are they?
    You have a hole in the backdoor for a reason.

    I love these warnings. I don't know what I'd do without them.

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    • CMH
      Making you famous
      • Oct 2002
      • 26203

      #17
      Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

      Originally posted by Double Eights
      You have a hole in the backdoor for a reason.

      I love these warnings. I don't know what I'd do without them.
      You'd probably stick a set of precision screwdrivers into your penis.
      "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

      "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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      • Munkey
        Pro
        • Dec 2006
        • 877

        #18
        Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

        Originally posted by Longhorn
        2) On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
        Details inside.

        4) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

        9) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

        10)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

        11) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

        12) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

        13) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
        eat nuts."

        14) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

        15) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
        those were the best ones

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        • Macar91
          Running of the Bulls
          • Mar 2005
          • 2574

          #19
          Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...

          Originally posted by Longhorn
          7) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

          John Smoltz, lol.
          Originally posted by billmatic
          Radman is more like the ******** homeless man's version of Okur.

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