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"It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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Re: And you thought "Caution! HOT!" was bad...
those were the best ones2) On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
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4) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
9) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
10)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
11) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
12) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
13) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."
14) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
15) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."Comment
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