My psychotic neighbor...

[SportsAce]

Re: My psychotic neighbor...

Drop a deuce on his porch.

Or light a flaming bag of it on his porch.

[KG]

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Oh yea, on that note, I had a neirbor who had a hard on for washing his cars and mowing his lawn every single day.

It wasn't anything that bothered me to the point where I want to run his flaming torso over with my vehicle, it was just annoying to see every single day.

What I suggest is to just let the man blow his imaginary leaves. He may be at a point in his life where he doesn't want to be around his kids and wife and blowing leafs is the most exciting part of his day. Let the man have that.

LOL...yeah I have some neighbors across the street who always are working on something in their driveway and blasting rock n roll on the weekends...plus their house is always packed, like a community house...

It's not to the point where I can hear it inside that noticeably I just don't like the lack of respect they show

[fishepa]

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See, I disagree...much more satisfying to see him run around while covered in flames. Plus when he's flying through the air after you hit him it'll look much cooler. I suppose it is more just a matter of style and preference though.

My thoughts exactly.

[Graphik]

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LOL...yeah I have some neighbors across the street who always are working on something in their driveway and blasting rock n roll on the weekends...plus their house is always packed, like a community house...

It's not to the point where I can hear it inside that noticeably I just don't like the lack of respect they show

There was an ongoing neirborly fued between us and his family that stretched over a year. He started it by coming to us one day and asking if my friend's disabled car be moved from in front of our property because it was sitting there for a few weeks unmoved. I guess it was an eyesore but thats besides the point. It was on our property in our parking spots.

So just because we were a group of low class a-holes, we started to intentionally park our cars on his side of the block, directly in front of his property. Plus we told visitors to park on his side of the block. When he complained about it, he tried to get my friends car towed so we took it one step further. We somehow managed to get those handicap poles to mark your parking in front of your crib. Thing was, none of us were actually handicapped. So whenever he threw a get-together and guest of his parked in those spots, we called to po-pos and they'd come write a ticket.

One day we went out on vacation for a week and upon our return, our damn handi-poles were gone. Ripped right out the soil. We called the village to see if they took em. Nope. So this bastard went out one night and ripped the poles up himself. Talk about balls-o-steel. So we call the village to have them replaced, this time we used up 2 car lenghts and damn, did that make him mad. I used to see him cutting his grass shaking his head in our direction.

Good times.

[theaub]

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There was an ongoing neirborly fued between us and his family that stretched over a year. He started it by coming to us one day and asking if my friend's disabled car be moved from in front of our property because it was sitting there for a few weeks unmoved. I guess it was an eyesore but thats besides the point. It was on our property in our parking spots.

So just because we were a group of low class a-holes, we started to intentionally park our cars on his side of the block, directly in front of his property. Plus we told visitors to park on his side of the block. When he complained about it, he tried to get my friends car towed so we took it one step further. We somehow managed to get those handicap poles to mark your parking in front of your crib. Thing was, none of us were actually handicapped. So whenever he threw a get-together and guest of his parked in those spots, we called to po-pos and they'd come write a ticket.

One day we went out on vacation for a week and upon our return, our damn handi-poles were gone. Ripped right out the soil. We called the village to see if they took em. Nope. So this bastard went out one night and ripped the poles up himself. Talk about balls-o-steel. So we call the village to have them replaced, this time we used up 2 car lenghts and damn, did that make him mad. I used to see him cutting his grass shaking his head in our direction.

Good times.

Sort of the same story...when we used to park our second car on the road in between where our house and our neighbour's house was, and he'd turn on his sprinklers whenever we parked there. Well, about two months before we moved, I left the window open by accident on the passenger side, and the guy, being the jerk he was, turned them on and more or less flooded the car. When I complained to him, he gave some smirk and some "Yeah, well what are you gonna do?" comment.

He goes on vacation the week before we move. I call my friend's brother (who's a firefighter), and tell him my story and my plan of attack. That night, he drives over in his truck with his crew (who are all laughing their asses off). He takes the fire hose, and just blasts it through the front window of their house.

The look on the guy's face when he came back (which was the same day we moved), was priceless.

[MassNole]

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I say find a wild badger and let it loose in his house, that way the badger is to blame and not you.

[rudyjuly2]

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Drop a deuce on his porch.

Just when I think this thread can't get any crazier with guys debating whether someone should be set on fire before or after running him over with a car, you chime in with this one. I truly laughed out loud. Bathroom humour just kills me. I got to give credit to fishepa though for my first laugh in the thread and the instigator of the fire and drive suggestion.

[Altimus]

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Hate to bump this thread up but this guy is driving me totally nuts again this fall.

Today, 1:00-2:30 - 4:00-5:00 - 6:00-now with the leaf blowing.

I hate snitching on people but this is ridiculous. Tomorrow at work I'm going to go look at the Village code and contact them telling about this situation. It's freaking Sunday and people want to rest, not listen to this damn noise.

The funny thing is, I just went outside to bring my car inside the garage and the old lady across the street yells out, "the lunatic is at it again!"

Rant over.

[RAZRr1275]

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Hate to bump this thread up but this guy is driving me totally nuts again this fall.

Today, 1:00-2:30 - 4:00-5:00 - 6:00-now with the leaf blowing.

I hate snitching on people but this is ridiculous. Tomorrow at work I'm going to go look at the Village code and contact them telling about this situation. It's freaking Sunday and people want to rest, not listen to this damn noise.

The funny thing is, I just went outside to bring my car inside the garage and the old lady across the street yells out, "the lunatic is at it again!"

Rant over.

Wow. Lol.

[p_rushing]

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Tell him there is football on TV, you shouldn't be outside, you should be on the couch watching the TV.

[Sandman42]

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You obviously didn't follow our advice. Lighting him on fire is still your best bet.

[Scottdau]

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I would get the neighbors together and then go to the people in charge.

[Psyblast]

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Just shoot him down on his lawn.

[SpacemanSpiff]

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Drop a deuce on his porch.

Drop a deuce into his leaf blower.

[countryboy]

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maybe he has a wife that won't do the girlfriend thing, so he's not really blowing leaves at all