You know what really grinds my gears?
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
new gear grinder for the day.....in laws. Everything they do is annoying as hell. My sister in law likes to call early in the morning and don't want a damn thing. She will call the cell phone and then immediately afterwards call the house phone.
Which you know makes you think oh crap, something must be wrong. Nope, just my wife's dumb *** sister. Call her back and she says what are you guys doing ? In the motherfreaking bed sleeping. What are you doing ? Nothing, just wanted to know what you guys were doing and if you were alright. No, we're dead and I'm talking to you from the grave.
Grrrr she just gets on my damn nerves.Comment
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
Let me break down for you real quick some examples to show the proper use of the term "female" in certain situations.
Example 1.
Right - So how many of your children are female?
Wrong - So how many bitches in your family?
Example 2.
Right. Sir, HR is saying we need to increase the number of female employees in this company.
Wrong. Hey man, the hoes in HR are PMS'ing about the lack of flappers up in this bitch.
Example 3.
Right. So what happened, brah? Did that skank really give you the herp last night? Bitches are crazy!
Wrong. G'day kind sir. Did that undesirable female have the audacity to expose you a vulgar sexual disease? Blasted female heathens!I post the frog
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
No, I think it's more of a situational thing.
Let me break down for you real quick some examples to show the proper use of the term "female" in certain situations.
Example 1.
Right - So how many of your children are female?
Wrong - So how many bitches in your family?
Example 2.
Right. Sir, HR is saying we need to increase the number of female employees in this company.
Wrong. Hey man, the hoes in HR are PMS'ing about the lack of flappers up in this bitch.
Example 3.
Right. So what happened, brah? Did that skank really give you the herp last night? Bitches are crazy!
Wrong. G'day kind sir. Did that undesirable female have the audacity to expose you a vulgar sexual disease? Blasted female heathens!
You Win kind Sir"If you have a linebacker on him, you might as well start singing their fight song." -- WSU coach Bill Doba on Reggie Bush
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
No, I think it's more of a situational thing.
Let me break down for you real quick some examples to show the proper use of the term "female" in certain situations.
Example 1.
Right - So how many of your children are female?
Wrong - So how many bitches in your family?
Example 2.
Right. Sir, HR is saying we need to increase the number of female employees in this company.
Wrong. Hey man, the hoes in HR are PMS'ing about the lack of flappers up in this bitch.
Example 3.
Right. So what happened, brah? Did that skank really give you the herp last night? Bitches are crazy!
Wrong. G'day kind sir. Did that undesirable female have the audacity to expose you a vulgar sexual disease? Blasted female heathens!Originally posted by bradtxmaleI like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
I prefer the "wrong" example in all three of those scenarios.Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
Originally posted by l3ulvlA lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.Comment
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
Just a warning: Depending on where you are, the "wrong" can possibly get you hurt, at least physically.
Speaking from personal experience on this one.#RespectTheCultureComment
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
No, I think it's more of a situational thing.
Let me break down for you real quick some examples to show the proper use of the term "female" in certain situations.
Example 1.
Right - So how many of your children are female?
Wrong - So how many bitches in your family?
Example 2.
Right. Sir, HR is saying we need to increase the number of female employees in this company.
Wrong. Hey man, the hoes in HR are PMS'ing about the lack of flappers up in this bitch.
Example 3.
Right. So what happened, brah? Did that skank really give you the herp last night? Bitches are crazy!
Wrong. G'day kind sir. Did that undesirable female have the audacity to expose you a vulgar sexual disease? Blasted female heathens!
Females that try to make you feel guilty for doing (insert almost anything) with another female they don't like.
A fitting wrong example for #3.Comment
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
Advertising of a product on said product - Before each Insanity workout is a 30 second commercial for...Insanity. I already bought the program WTF am I gonna do buy Christmas presents? Girl, I saw this and thought of you and your big ol frump muffin top. *Smack*
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When you get your stuff gets deboed from the fridge. I had a big *** Rasberry Snapple I was about to take down and boom, half the **** is gone? Comon mane!Comment
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Originally posted by BlzerLet me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)Comment
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Originally posted by BlzerLet me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)Comment
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
Not being able to jump in my DeLorean and travel to the future to see how it turns out.Comment
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
I never bring my lunch to work anymore. Somebody took a couple bites out of a sub i had in there once.
My buddies roommate used to steal his food all the time. About a week before his roommate was moving out. He got the ultimate revenge on him.
his roommate loved putting mayo on his sandwiches, and my buddy spooged into mayo container. hahaComment
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