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  • Champion8877
    MVP
    • Apr 2011
    • 1518

    #7996
    When a drunk girl projectile vomits on you. And no matter how much you want to deck the slut in the face, you can't because it's a girl.

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    • bigbob
      MVP
      • Sep 2007
      • 10471

      #7997
      Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

      Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
      This doesn't grind my gears as I find it rather enjoyable to troll the less 'formidable' minds on facebook, but the fact that political arguments on facebook basically hinge on meme's is pretty disheartening. But its made hilarious when these bozos act like they know whats going on.
      I love the ones who post a "meme" with a random stat and they think it's right, yet if they would take a second to type it into Google, they could easily find that it's fake.
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      • JODYE
        JB4MVP
        • May 2012
        • 4834

        #7998
        Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

        Same as the random quotes that have celebrities names attached to them, but they never said anything of the sort.
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        • Redacted01
          Hall Of Fame
          • Aug 2007
          • 10316

          #7999
          Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

          Originally posted by 13
          Same as the random quotes that have celebrities names attached to them, but they never said anything of the sort.
          There was one going around recently with Cosby being old, that quoted him as saying he was 5-10 years older than he actually is. And yet it just kept getting passed on and accepted as truth.

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          • AUChase
            Hall Of Fame
            • Jul 2008
            • 19403

            #8000
            Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

            Holier than thou PC Gamers. I'm tired of hearing about PCs being superior to consoles. I would like a good PC just as much as the next person that doesn't have one, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying the console experience.

            Why feel the need to constantly remind people about **** we all ready know ?

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            • l3ulvl
              Hall Of Fame
              • Dec 2009
              • 17229

              #8001
              Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

              Toilet bowl stains that won't piss away.
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              • ubernoob
                ****
                • Jul 2004
                • 15522

                #8002
                Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                Originally posted by AUChase
                Holier than thou PC Gamers. I'm tired of hearing about PCs being superior to consoles. I would like a good PC just as much as the next person that doesn't have one, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying the console experience.

                Why feel the need to constantly remind people about **** we all ready know ?
                The thing that makes me mad about PC gaming is the fact that they hold themselves back for sales.

                I know why, and I fully understand that sales drive this decision. Today's gaming PCs are way overpowered for most of the games released. Companies play to the lowest common denominator, and I don't blame them. I just wish that one company would say **** it, look what we can do for you if you have a beastly PC.

                That being said, PC gaming is much better for some genres (FPS, MMO) than consoles who are better for RPGs. All in all, PC is much better for gaming (due to the fact that you can use whatever controller you want) but I enjoy the games released on console.

                If all games came out for every system (PC/PS/XBox) I would never touch a console again in my life. They don't so I enjoy them on the console.
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                • Lava
                  Pro
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 966

                  #8003
                  Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                  Originally posted by ubernoob
                  The thing that makes me mad about PC gaming is the fact that they hold themselves back for sales.

                  I know why, and I fully understand that sales drive this decision. Today's gaming PCs are way overpowered for most of the games released. Companies play to the lowest common denominator, and I don't blame them. I just wish that one company would say **** it, look what we can do for you if you have a beastly PC.

                  That being said, PC gaming is much better for some genres (FPS, MMO) than consoles who are better for RPGs. All in all, PC is much better for gaming (due to the fact that you can use whatever controller you want) but I enjoy the games released on console.

                  If all games came out for every system (PC/PS/XBox) I would never touch a console again in my life. They don't so I enjoy them on the console.
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                  • Bellsprout
                    Hard Times.
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 25652

                    #8004
                    Originally posted by Champion8877
                    When a drunk girl projectile vomits on you. And no matter how much you want to deck the slut in the face, you can't because it's a girl.
                    How did we all ignore this post?

                    Did that happen to you? Because, you know, we're going to need to hear the full story.
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                    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                    • snepp
                      We'll waste him too.
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 10007

                      #8005
                      Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                      Originally posted by Dayman
                      How did we all ignore this post?

                      Did that happen to you? Because, you know, we're going to need to hear the full story.

                      Oh yeah, and pics or it didn't happen.



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                      • Nathan_OS
                        MVP
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 4462

                        #8006
                        Dudes that continually lie about their body count of women. You would think it was really that important.


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                        • Champion8877
                          MVP
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 1518

                          #8007
                          Originally posted by Dayman
                          How did we all ignore this post?

                          Did that happen to you? Because, you know, we're going to need to hear the full story.
                          Lol, I'll tell the whole story here in a bit when I get some free time.

                          EDIT:

                          So it was Saturday night. Me and 4 of my friends wanted to have a guys night and just sit around, play a little poker, and drink some beer. We didn't feel like dealing with girl drama and what not that night.

                          Well at about midnight one of my friends wanted to have a girl come over. He said she was cool and would be like just one of the guys. So we said go ahead.

                          She came over and she was actually pretty hot. Really nice body. None of us knew her though besides the one guy who invited her.

                          So as any good men would do, we kept feeding her drink after drink in an attempt to get her clothes off. After a few Jack and Cokes(with a lot more jack than coke) some Bacardi 151, and a beer or 2, she was pretty wasted.

                          She was running around the house in nothing but a sports bra and a g-string. She was falling over everything and hit the ground more than a few times. She was being extremely annoying and obnoxious, but she wasn't wearing much and trust me it wasn't a bad sight.

                          Her belly button ring fell out so me and my buddy were in the bathroom with her helping her put it back in because she was too drunk to do it herself.

                          She said she thought she was gonna throw up so she knelt down by the toilet. after a minute or so of not puking she said "I think I'm good" and stood up, and walked to the doorway where me and my friend were standing. she stopped and puked all over both of us.

                          The best way I can describe it is a water hose on a strong mist. I had abit new 35 dollar shirt, which was white by the way, and it ruined it. It got on my Stomach, right side, right shoulder, chest, and right arm. And it pretty much only got on my buddies left arm.

                          So I started yelling at her, just going off calling her every name in the book. I went in the kitchen and started cleaning myself off, then she came out and I started yelling at her again and she just started laughing, this really made me mad, I don't if I've ever wanted to hit a girl so bad in my life.

                          I took a shower and one of my friends who was the only sober one, drove her home. She puked all over the floor boards of his truck too.

                          Then the next day she texted me and said "Sorry I threw up on you lol. We'll hang out again sometime (:" I responded with "Yeah...probably not." and she didn't say anything back lol.
                          Last edited by Champion8877; 02-26-2013, 09:58 AM.

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                          • NDAlum
                            ND
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 11453

                            #8008
                            Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                            Originally posted by Nathan_OS
                            Dudes that continually lie about their body count of women. You would think it was really that important.


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                            • Redacted01
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 10316

                              #8009
                              Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                              Instead of hitting her, you should just hit it. I mean, sober, probably worth it from the way you're describing her.

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                              • BlueNGold
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 21817

                                #8010
                                Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                                Originally posted by Champion8877
                                Lol, I'll tell the whole story here in a bit when I get some free time.

                                EDIT:

                                So it was Saturday night. Me and 4 of my friends wanted to have a guys night and just sit around, play a little poker, and drink some beer. We didn't feel like dealing with girl drama and what not that night.

                                Well at about midnight one of my friends wanted to have a girl come over. He said she was cool and would be like just one of the guys. So we said go ahead.

                                She came over and she was actually pretty hot. Really nice body. None of us knew her though besides the one guy who invited her.

                                So as any good men would do, we kept feeding her drink after drink in an attempt to get her clothes off. After a few Jack and Cokes(with a lot more jack than coke) some Bacardi 151, and a beer or 2, she was pretty wasted.

                                She was running around the house in nothing but a sports bra and a g-string. She was falling over everything and hit the ground more than a few times. She was being extremely annoying and obnoxious, but she wasn't wearing much and trust me it wasn't a bad sight.

                                Her belly button ring fell out so me and my buddy were in the bathroom with her helping her put it back in because she was too drunk to do it herself.

                                She said she thought she was gonna throw up so she knelt down by the toilet. after a minute or so of not puking she said "I think I'm good" and stood up, and walked to the doorway where me and my friend were standing. she stopped and puked all over both of us.

                                The best way I can describe it is a water hose on a strong mist. I had abit new 35 dollar shirt, which was white by the way, and it ruined it. It got on my Stomach, right side, right shoulder, chest, and right arm. And it pretty much only got on my buddies left arm.

                                So I started yelling at her, just going off calling her every name in the book. I went in the kitchen and started cleaning myself off, then she came out and I started yelling at her again and she just started laughing, this really made me mad, I don't if I've ever wanted to hit a girl so bad in my life.

                                I took a shower and one of my friends who was the only sober one, drove her home. She puked all over the floor boards of his truck too.

                                Then the next day she texted me and said "Sorry I threw up on you lol. We'll hang out again sometime (:" I responded with "Yeah...probably not." and she didn't say anything back lol.
                                Damn, why would you shut her out like that? You said she was hot, right? You could have easily used her throwing up on you as a way in with her. SMH.
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