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  • Jr.
    Playgirl Coverboy
    • Feb 2003
    • 19171

    #14461
    Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

    Intricacies of underwear front door design and use... only at OS
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    • Beantown
      #DoYourJob
      • Feb 2005
      • 31523

      #14462
      Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

      I honestly didn't realize people didn't use the front door after middle school.

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      • Bellsprout
        Hard Times.
        • Oct 2009
        • 25652

        #14463
        Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

        There's a tucking under of the boxer briefs that... you know what? This is getting weird and I'm not going to talk anymore.
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        A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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        • ThreeKing
          Banned
          • Aug 2007
          • 5852

          #14464
          Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

          I still pull my pants down all the way to the ground when I pee.

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          • areobee401
            Hall Of Fame
            • Apr 2006
            • 16771

            #14465
            Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

            Originally posted by Beantown
            What the **** do you do? Unbutton, unzip, pull down the boxers and just let it fly?
            No joke, not to long ago I was out to eat at I want to say Cheesecake Factory. I go to the men's room and there was a grown *** man around 40 with his pants and undies around his knees, peeing in a urinal.
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            • ScoobySnax
              #faceuary2014
              • Mar 2009
              • 7624

              #14466
              Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

              Guess I'm in the minority. I've never used the front door.
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              • NDAlum
                ND
                • Jun 2010
                • 11453

                #14467
                Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                I have to as my belt weighs like 25 lbs
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                • ubernoob
                  ****
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 15522

                  #14468
                  Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                  Front door = no buy.

                  I'll stick to my comfy boxer briefs. Not that I have a large selection, all the pairs I own are the exact same brand. Calvin Klein makes some damn comfy boxer-briefs/socks. I'm a big fan of going to their outlet when they have sales.
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                  • VTPack919
                    We Go Again
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 9708

                    #14469
                    Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                    I'm so confused. I didn't know they made kinds without the front door. It's got me thinking I don't even know what the front door is.
                    YNWA

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                    • Beantown
                      #DoYourJob
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 31523

                      #14470
                      Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                      Originally posted by VTPack919
                      I'm so confused. I didn't know they made kinds without the front door. It's got me thinking I don't even know what the front door is.

                      It's the thing you're supposed to urinate out of so you don't have to undo your entire belt and hold your boxers down beneath your junk.

                      Aka the only way. #TeamThroughTheHole

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                      • VTPack919
                        We Go Again
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 9708

                        #14471
                        Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                        Originally posted by Beantown
                        It's the thing you're supposed to urinate out of so you don't have to undo your entire belt and hold your boxers down beneath your junk.

                        Aka the only way. #TeamThroughTheHole


                        That's what I thought we were referring too. Now I am just confused as to why there are even a few of you that don't use said method.


                        Do you guys just pull a Butters and drop trou and lift shirt?
                        YNWA

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                        • kingkilla56
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 19395

                          #14472
                          Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                          Originally posted by Beantown
                          What the **** do you do? Unbutton, unzip, pull down the boxers and just let it fly?
                          Yeah pretty much. Same if I'm wearing mesh shorts or sweat pants. This isnt a drop to my ankles situation.

                          I didnt realize this was taboo.
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                          • Beantown
                            #DoYourJob
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 31523

                            #14473
                            Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                            Originally posted by VTPack919
                            Do you guys just pull a Butters and drop trou and lift shirt?

                            I now think 83% of OS does in fact do this.

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                            • areobee401
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 16771

                              #14474
                              Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

                              Back to potty training I go. Turns out I've urinated wrong my whole life.
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                              • slickdtc
                                Grayscale
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 17125

                                #14475
                                You know what really grinds my gears?

                                Yeah you don't gotta go full moon to get your junk out and take a leak.

                                If your pants/underwear don't stay up somewhat when you're taking a piss, you need to look into a smaller size of pants/underwear or widen your stance.

                                Never thought I'd have to break down this process.

                                For the record, I'm also on the through-the-hole team, but we're speaking of different topics here.
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