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  • CMH
    Making you famous
    • Oct 2002
    • 26203

    #31
    Re: This has to be the funniest thing I ever read

    Originally posted by Blzer
    Does the second one have some deeper hilarious underlying message other than "cliché" that I didn't understand, or is it exactly like it is? Because I didn't find it funny at all...

    Not only that, I lost interest about halfway through.
    Your opinion of it is exactly why I didn't find it too funny.

    I understand why other's did. But, I just found it cliche and predictable. I think I've heard all of the "bad date" jokes out there.

    Now a guy wanting his bike jacket back because some random girl fell off his bike and ran away, that's different.
    "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

    "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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    • GBrushTWood
      Banned
      • Mar 2003
      • 1624

      #32
      Re: This has to be the funniest thing I ever read

      Originally posted by Blzer
      Does the second one have some deeper hilarious underlying message other than "cliché" that I didn't understand, or is it exactly like it is? Because I didn't find it funny at all...
      It's hysterical because it is true. I guarantee you, every fella who's graduated college and gone on dates with college graduate broads has experienced at least 2-3 of those jokes. Not trying to be a prick here, but maybe you haven't dated post-college girls? Not sure how old you are.
      Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.

      And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches.
      So true, so true.

      If I start getting involved with a girl and notice a couple of the items included in the above satire, I'll likely get rid of her.

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      • Blzer
        Resident film pundit
        • Mar 2004
        • 42515

        #33
        Re: This has to be the funniest thing I ever read

        Originally posted by GBrushTWood
        It's hysterical because it is true. I guarantee you, every fella who's graduated college and gone on dates with college graduate broads has experienced at least 2-3 of those jokes. Not trying to be a prick here, but maybe you haven't dated post-college girls? Not sure how old you are.
        I mean it might be funny, but not "laugh out loud" funny. I think that's what I meant... something that will make me laugh. Not something that just makes sense. It's like a joke that has a pun in it; therefore, it has a "get it?" moment, but it's just not funny.
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        • CMH
          Making you famous
          • Oct 2002
          • 26203

          #34
          Re: This has to be the funniest thing I ever read

          Originally posted by GBrushTWood
          It's hysterical because it is true. I guarantee you, every fella who's graduated college and gone on dates with college graduate broads has experienced at least 2-3 of those jokes.
          Hmm, I guess I've avoided it because I experienced too much of that crap while I was in college.

          I've always hung out with the girls that don't do crap like that and most of the time it's easy to spot a girl like that before you even visit her apartment.
          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

          "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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