Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

**Graphik** · 12-20-2007, 01:21 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Originally posted by ehh

Agreed with others, just be yourself. I don't know why so many guys try to be Don Juan.

Cause Don Juan gets the cooch.

**Flyboy** · 12-20-2007, 01:25 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Originally posted by Jerbear

I remember one time an old girlfriend of mine was running late one day. She said she was running late for a facial appointment. I responded with "I can give you a facial right here!" Needless to say, I was shunned.

I don't find that dumb. Hell, I would have said the exact same thing.

**Beantown** · 12-20-2007, 02:38 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Girl and I were hooking up in her bed, which is the top bunk in their room and about two feet away from the ceiling. I'm high as **** at the time, and literally a second after we stop kissing for a second, I look up at said ceiling and there's a paint blotch right above my head.

I look at it for a moment, and go: "That spot looks like an ant-eater."

She pulled back, proceeded to threaten my life, and then let a bunch of friends from the floor into her room to talk about their homework.

I was ****ing pissed. And to this day I still think it looked like a ****ing ant-eater.

**countryboy** · 12-20-2007, 03:16 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Once while being pleasured by my fiance'................ I farted.

**oakfan162** · 12-20-2007, 03:17 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Originally posted by countryboy

Once while being pleasured by a girl...... I farted.

Haha I've done that one. luckily she just started laughing.

**ehh** · 12-20-2007, 03:22 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Originally posted by Graphik

Cause Don Juan gets the cooch.

And most guys, including myself, get it without trying to be smooooooooove. But maybe it's just a natural thing for some.

**countryboy** · 12-20-2007, 03:35 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Originally posted by oakfan162

Haha I've done that one. luckily she just started laughing.

Yeah... she thought that she was really turning me on because I got so tense and my buttcheeks clinched shut........ All the sudden, the train whistle started blowin

**Pared** · 12-20-2007, 03:37 PM

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DAYUMN! WAY TOO MUCH INFO THERE COUNTRYBOY!

*unsubscribed*

**countryboy** · 12-20-2007, 03:38 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Originally posted by Pared

DAYUMN! WAY TOO MUCH INFO THERE COUNTRYBOY!

*unsubscribed*

my bad

DC · 12-20-2007, 03:40 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Originally posted by kgx2thez

just keep

and don't say anything til after...that way if she kicks u out u already got urs

DC · 12-20-2007, 03:43 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Originally posted by mgoblue

My freshman year roommate in college (he was a sophmore) was hung up on some girl...He had another girl in his bed (we had 2 lofts, each on a different wall of the room). They were fooling around, I was trying to sleep after getting home from a party (it was 3ish AM and they had just gotten home).

My roommate and the girl are getting hot and heavy, then he calls her another girl's name (the girl he's hung up on, they both know this girl). She gets mad, goes out into the hallway crying. He goes out, talks her back into bed, and they start over again.

You'd think that'd be the end of it, but no.

He calls her this other girl's name AGAIN. This time the girl is seriously crying, gets her stuff and calls a cab. I had to just stay in bed and not try and laugh. I don't think he ever did get with the girl he was hung up on, I believe she just liked him as "friends"

Im about to get fired for laughin so hard man.

I know you was havin fun cause the best laughs are the ones that CANT be loud.

Like me now

**GSW** · 12-20-2007, 03:59 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Originally posted by Pared

Stop trying to be smooth. It's obviously not your forte.

that about sums it up Linty.

**GSW** · 12-20-2007, 04:07 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

Im at work right now LAUGHING MY *** OFF @ THIS THREAD

KG · 12-20-2007, 04:35 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

this is a funny *** thread... especially the "clinching ur butt cheeks" post

**sportsdude** · 12-20-2007, 04:42 PM

Re: Dumbest things you've said in the moment?

never said anything dumb during the moment...but was caught many times watching sportscenter when she was bobbing on the business.

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