What's worse is if you're sitting in the crapper, and there are >1 crappers available...yet some douche decided to sit next to you and blow out last nights burrito supreme. DUDE! Move down! I don't want to hear you get all emotional grunting and groaning and breathing over your dump. Why don't you take the open stall next to nobody?
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What's worse is if you're sitting in the crapper, and there are >1 crappers available...yet some douche decided to sit next to you and blow out last nights burrito supreme. DUDE! Move down! I don't want to hear you get all emotional grunting and groaning and breathing over your dump. Why don't you take the open stall next to nobody?PSN: JISTIC_OS
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On that note:What's worse is if you're sitting in the crapper, and there are >1 crappers available...yet some douche decided to sit next to you and blow out last nights burrito supreme. DUDE! Move down! I don't want to hear you get all emotional grunting and groaning and breathing over your dump. Why don't you take the open stall next to nobody?
About 14 years ago I was at a training area in Twentynine Palms. The bathroom there has about 10 urinals (no dividers) on one wall and 10 crappers (no dividers) on the other wall. (Picture the bathroom Joker and Cowboy were cleaning in Full Metal Jacket.
I'm at one of the urinals and a guy named Cobar was on one of the crappers about 3 units from the end (so there are 7 open). Our boss (the guy was in his 40's) walks in with a newspaper and sits on the crapper right next to the guy, opens up his paper, looks over at him and says, "What's up Cobar?".
Needless to say I walked out of there laughing my arse off.Comment
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I just dont get why anyone wants to have a conversation with someone while pushing poop out of their butt.On that note:
About 14 years ago I was at a training area in Twentynine Palms. The bathroom there has about 10 urinals (no dividers) on one wall and 10 crappers (no dividers) on the other wall. (Picture the bathroom Joker and Cowboy were cleaning in Full Metal Jacket.
I'm at one of the urinals and a guy named Cobar was on one of the crappers about 3 units from the end (so there are 7 open). Our boss (the guy was in his 40's) walks in with a newspaper and sits on the crapper right next to the guy, opens up his paper, looks over at him and says, "What's up Cobar?".
Needless to say I walked out of there laughing my arse off.
I get antsy being in a stall and there are a few other people in the bathroom pissing or washing there hands
I like to do my pooping in private#SimnationComment
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wow, a lot of you must be closet homos
nobody is making you check out the guys johnson at the urinal next to you, so why are you so paranoid about it?
just look straight ahead at the wall, not that difficultLast edited by larrygiterdone; 12-20-2007, 05:46 PM.Comment
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if thats the only one avaliable and I have to go.....you gotta do what you gotta do....but thats far from my situation though lolComment
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maybe at the fact that he is checking out my "johnson".I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.
I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(
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I love any urinal that has a newspaper or TV hanging above it. Many bars/restaurants in the Chicago area have this.Comment
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I dont know if anyone else used to go to Red sox games before Tom Werner and the gang bought the team and renovated but the bathrooms then were just a giant tub against the wall. Yeah Imagine like 6 or 7 guys standing together peeing in a giant tub. I called it communnal peeing. Quite funny now that I look back on it.follow me on twitter: www.twitter.com/eton_riflesComment
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I've been to some older stadiums that had troughs. Medal on the wall and 6" or so on the ground. Just walk up and go, no spots, just stand shoulder to shoulder. Whatever man created that should have his man card permanently taken.I dont know if anyone else used to go to Red sox games before Tom Werner and the gang bought the team and renovated but the bathrooms then were just a giant tub against the wall. Yeah Imagine like 6 or 7 guys standing together peeing in a giant tub. I called it communnal peeing. Quite funny now that I look back on it.Comment
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Hmm, I went in this thread to mention this specifically.I dont know if anyone else used to go to Red sox games before Tom Werner and the gang bought the team and renovated but the bathrooms then were just a giant tub against the wall. Yeah Imagine like 6 or 7 guys standing together peeing in a giant tub. I called it communnal peeing. Quite funny now that I look back on it.
I saw one of these in a resaurant/bar."It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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Ugh thats how it is at Wrigley but its like when you go to the carnival and play the game where you pick the duck out of the water. So its like 30 guys in a long oval going into a trough. Personally, I tried to do it with my bladder about to burst but nothing was gonna come out. I had to wait for a stall to open up.I dont know if anyone else used to go to Red sox games before Tom Werner and the gang bought the team and renovated but the bathrooms then were just a giant tub against the wall. Yeah Imagine like 6 or 7 guys standing together peeing in a giant tub. I called it communnal peeing. Quite funny now that I look back on it.Comment
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I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.
I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(
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