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  • Jistic
    Hall Of Fame
    • Mar 2003
    • 16405

    #46
    Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

    What's worse is if you're sitting in the crapper, and there are >1 crappers available...yet some douche decided to sit next to you and blow out last nights burrito supreme. DUDE! Move down! I don't want to hear you get all emotional grunting and groaning and breathing over your dump. Why don't you take the open stall next to nobody?
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    • SportsTop
      The Few. The Proud.
      • Jul 2003
      • 6716

      #47
      Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

      Originally posted by Jistic
      What's worse is if you're sitting in the crapper, and there are >1 crappers available...yet some douche decided to sit next to you and blow out last nights burrito supreme. DUDE! Move down! I don't want to hear you get all emotional grunting and groaning and breathing over your dump. Why don't you take the open stall next to nobody?
      On that note:

      About 14 years ago I was at a training area in Twentynine Palms. The bathroom there has about 10 urinals (no dividers) on one wall and 10 crappers (no dividers) on the other wall. (Picture the bathroom Joker and Cowboy were cleaning in Full Metal Jacket.

      I'm at one of the urinals and a guy named Cobar was on one of the crappers about 3 units from the end (so there are 7 open). Our boss (the guy was in his 40's) walks in with a newspaper and sits on the crapper right next to the guy, opens up his paper, looks over at him and says, "What's up Cobar?".

      Needless to say I walked out of there laughing my arse off.
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      • GSW
        Simnation
        • Feb 2003
        • 8041

        #48
        Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

        Originally posted by Squint
        On that note:

        About 14 years ago I was at a training area in Twentynine Palms. The bathroom there has about 10 urinals (no dividers) on one wall and 10 crappers (no dividers) on the other wall. (Picture the bathroom Joker and Cowboy were cleaning in Full Metal Jacket.

        I'm at one of the urinals and a guy named Cobar was on one of the crappers about 3 units from the end (so there are 7 open). Our boss (the guy was in his 40's) walks in with a newspaper and sits on the crapper right next to the guy, opens up his paper, looks over at him and says, "What's up Cobar?".

        Needless to say I walked out of there laughing my arse off.
        I just dont get why anyone wants to have a conversation with someone while pushing poop out of their butt.

        I get antsy being in a stall and there are a few other people in the bathroom pissing or washing there hands

        I like to do my pooping in private
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        • larrygiterdone
          MVP
          • Jul 2005
          • 3037

          #49
          Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

          wow, a lot of you must be closet homos

          nobody is making you check out the guys johnson at the urinal next to you, so why are you so paranoid about it?

          just look straight ahead at the wall, not that difficult
          Last edited by larrygiterdone; 12-20-2007, 06:46 PM.

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          • Mason81Ballin!!!
            Banned
            • Jan 2007
            • 840

            #50
            Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

            Originally posted by cooldude
            If I'd do it in Fort McMurray, Blacksburg would be a cakewalk.
            haha no kidding if you can there you can anywhere...plus you can write your name then

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            • The 24th Letter
              ERA
              • Oct 2007
              • 39373

              #51
              Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

              Originally posted by NYJets
              If the only urinal available is next to somebody else, do you use it, or do you just wait until one with more space becomes available?
              if thats the only one avaliable and I have to go.....you gotta do what you gotta do....but thats far from my situation though lol

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              • countryboy
                Growing pains
                • Sep 2003
                • 52720

                #52
                Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                Originally posted by larrygiterdone
                wow, a lot of you must be closet homos

                nobody is making you check out the guys johnson at the urinal next to you, so why are you so paranoid about it?

                just look straight ahead at the wall, not that difficult
                maybe at the fact that he is checking out my "johnson".
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                • therizing02
                  MVP
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 4176

                  #53
                  Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                  I love any urinal that has a newspaper or TV hanging above it. Many bars/restaurants in the Chicago area have this.

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                  • Eton Rifles
                    Obey the Father!!!!
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 5374

                    #54
                    Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                    I dont know if anyone else used to go to Red sox games before Tom Werner and the gang bought the team and renovated but the bathrooms then were just a giant tub against the wall. Yeah Imagine like 6 or 7 guys standing together peeing in a giant tub. I called it communnal peeing. Quite funny now that I look back on it.
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                    • p_rushing
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 14514

                      #55
                      Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                      Originally posted by Eton Rifles
                      I dont know if anyone else used to go to Red sox games before Tom Werner and the gang bought the team and renovated but the bathrooms then were just a giant tub against the wall. Yeah Imagine like 6 or 7 guys standing together peeing in a giant tub. I called it communnal peeing. Quite funny now that I look back on it.
                      I've been to some older stadiums that had troughs. Medal on the wall and 6" or so on the ground. Just walk up and go, no spots, just stand shoulder to shoulder. Whatever man created that should have his man card permanently taken.

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                      • CMH
                        Making you famous
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 26203

                        #56
                        Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                        Originally posted by Eton Rifles
                        I dont know if anyone else used to go to Red sox games before Tom Werner and the gang bought the team and renovated but the bathrooms then were just a giant tub against the wall. Yeah Imagine like 6 or 7 guys standing together peeing in a giant tub. I called it communnal peeing. Quite funny now that I look back on it.
                        Hmm, I went in this thread to mention this specifically.

                        I saw one of these in a resaurant/bar.
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                        • dkgojackets
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 13816

                          #57
                          Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                          That's how it is at the Speedway here.

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                          • e0820
                            MVP
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 2070

                            #58
                            Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                            Originally posted by Eton Rifles
                            I dont know if anyone else used to go to Red sox games before Tom Werner and the gang bought the team and renovated but the bathrooms then were just a giant tub against the wall. Yeah Imagine like 6 or 7 guys standing together peeing in a giant tub. I called it communnal peeing. Quite funny now that I look back on it.
                            Ugh thats how it is at Wrigley but its like when you go to the carnival and play the game where you pick the duck out of the water. So its like 30 guys in a long oval going into a trough. Personally, I tried to do it with my bladder about to burst but nothing was gonna come out. I had to wait for a stall to open up.

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                            • countryboy
                              Growing pains
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 52720

                              #59
                              Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                              Originally posted by dkgojackets
                              That's how it is at the Speedway here.
                              same here.

                              SportsDrome Speedway. Where you go to watch a fight and a race breaks out.
                              I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                              I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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                              • GBrushTWood
                                Banned
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 1624

                                #60
                                Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

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