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  • GBrushTWood
    Banned
    • Mar 2003
    • 1624

    #61
    Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

    Originally posted by blackngoldfan
    Back in my highschool days, there was the manlaw violation that happens on the bus. It's considered a MAJOR manlaw violation if a male sits next to another male on the bus if there are other seats available. The urinal manlaw lasts a few seconds, but a bus ride, touching knees, can seem like an eternity. Especially if the guy smells like a sewer. To stay out of this situation, I would put my backpack in the vacant seat or offer that seat to a female as the bus began to get crowded. It's even worse when a guy needs you to move your bag so he could sit down. If there was no avoiding the situation, I HAD THE AISLE SEAT, but sometimes that backfires because sometimes I got caught between guy sitting by the window and another guy standing while holding the bar with his "business" next to my shoulder. LOL.
    You know how I know you're gay...if being in close proximity to a man for more than a few seconds makes you feel uncomfortable.

    Seriously...sitting next to a dude doesn't mean you love the ****. In fact, the only thing it means is that the two men happened to sit next to each other.

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    • CMH
      Making you famous
      • Oct 2002
      • 26203

      #62
      Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

      Originally posted by GBrushTWood
      You know how I know you're gay...if being in close proximity to a man for more than a few seconds makes you feel uncomfortable.

      Seriously...sitting next to a dude doesn't mean you love the ****. In fact, the only thing it means is that the two men happened to sit next to each other.
      Your soo totalie gaye!!111ONE U lik men sittin netx 2 u.
      "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

      "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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      • CMH
        Making you famous
        • Oct 2002
        • 26203

        #63
        Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

        Originally posted by dkgojackets
        That's how it is at the Speedway here.
        Fitting name cause I'd bet that the men speed their way through it.
        "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

        "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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        • blackngoldfan
          MVP
          • Jul 2004
          • 1050

          #64
          Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

          Originally posted by GBrushTWood
          You know how I know you're gay...if being in close proximity to a man for more than a few seconds makes you feel uncomfortable.

          Seriously...sitting next to a dude doesn't mean you love the ****. In fact, the only thing it means is that the two men happened to sit next to each other.
          Neither is taking a leak in a urinal. It's just a funny manlaw thread. If you don't agree, then YOU must be the guy that would sit next to another guy when there are empty seats available. Yeah, you're that guy that sits close to the guy on the couch while he's trying to watch the game..........dude

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          • VTPack919
            We Go Again
            • Jun 2003
            • 9708

            #65
            Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

            Originally posted by GBrushTWood
            You know how I know you're gay...if being in close proximity to a man for more than a few seconds makes you feel uncomfortable.

            Seriously...sitting next to a dude doesn't mean you love the ****. In fact, the only thing it means is that the two men happened to sit next to each other.
            Ha exactly, if you would rather go outside to piss because you would have to use the urinal next to another man, something is a little queer about you.

            By queer I mean different and by different I mean gay.
            YNWA

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            • blackngoldfan
              MVP
              • Jul 2004
              • 1050

              #66
              Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

              Originally posted by VTPack919
              Ha exactly, if you would rather go outside to piss because you would have to use the urinal next to another man, something is a little queer about you.

              By queer I mean different and by different I mean gay.
              It's obvious that you and GBrushTWood have no clue about the topic "MANLAW".

              I'm not saying that you can't sit next to a guy on a bus
              I am saying that you can't sit next to a guy on an empty bus.

              We're not saying that you can't piss by a guy.
              We're just sayin' that you shouldn't piss next to him IF you don't have to.
              I'm not saying I'd piss on myself before I'd piss next to someone. Don't be stupid. It's a courtesy thing. It's a MANLAW.

              ALL fellas answer this question:

              Would you be cool if a guy sat right next to you in the movie theater; (not at a crowded blockbuster premier), but lets say an empty row on the sides?

              I already know GBrushTWood's answer by this statement he made
              "Seriously...sitting next to a dude doesn't mean you love the ****. In fact, the only thing it means is that the two men happened to sit next to each other."

              VTPack919,
              If your answer is yes, then you're gay too and the "VT" in your name must stand for "Vagina and Tits" not Virginia Tech.


              This was a fun topic until I got called out. I hope it doesn't get locked. I'm done with with you two.
              Last edited by blackngoldfan; 12-21-2007, 02:53 AM.

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              • GSW
                Simnation
                • Feb 2003
                • 8041

                #67
                Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                Originally posted by GBrushTWood
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                thats gross.
                #Simnation

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                • cooldude
                  Please don't go.
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 4091

                  #68
                  Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                  Originally posted by Mason81Ballin!!!
                  haha no kidding if you can there you can anywhere...plus you can write your name then
                  I'm glad to know someone understands where I'm coming from.

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                  • cooldude
                    Please don't go.
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 4091

                    #69
                    Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                    Originally posted by countryboy
                    maybe at the fact that he is checking out my "johnson".
                    I've had that happen before...Awkward as ****.

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                    • Pared
                      Legen - WAIT FOR IT
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 39337

                      #70
                      Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                      You hit the head at a urinal... keep your eyes forward buddy.
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                      • GBrushTWood
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1624

                        #71
                        Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                        Originally posted by blackngoldfan
                        ALL fellas answer this question:

                        Would you be cool if a guy sat right next to you in the movie theater; (not at a crowded blockbuster premier), but lets say an empty row on the sides?
                        It's not a big deal to disagree with somebody's opinion. That's what message boards are for..it's not necessarily personal.

                        Anyways, your question.

                        I think we can create a general rule here which states: unless there are mitigating circumstances, you wouldn't want to be located too close to a man in the aforementioned situations. If there are mitigating circumstances, it's not a big deal though.

                        Example - if you just drank 3 cups of green tea, and have to piss like a race horse, that is a mitigating circumstance. Pee wherever you can, regardless of a guy next to the urinal.

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                        • CMH
                          Making you famous
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 26203

                          #72
                          Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                          Honestly, if a random dude sat next to me in a theater I wouldn't even care.

                          Yea, I'd probably think, "Why is he sitting next to me when he could sit anywhere else?"

                          But I would think the same thing regardless of who sat next to me. Unlike some men, I'm not in the theater to check out hot babes. So if a hot chick sat next to me, I would notice but I'd prefer she moved. I paid 10 bucks to watch the movie in front of me. Not to watch you.
                          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                          "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                          • stewaat

                            #73
                            Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                            Originally posted by YankeePride_YP
                            Honestly, if a random dude sat next to me in a theater I wouldn't even care.

                            Yea, I'd probably think, "Why is he sitting next to me when he could sit anywhere else?"

                            But I would think the same thing regardless of who sat next to me. Unlike some men, I'm not in the theater to check out hot babes. So if a hot chick sat next to me, I would notice but I'd prefer she moved. I paid 10 bucks to watch the movie in front of me. Not to watch you.
                            I'd at least try and hit on her for a couple minutes and if she was unreceptive then I would fart really loud

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                            • dagger55
                              No end in sight...
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 7907

                              #74
                              Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                              Originally posted by YankeePride_YP
                              Honestly, if a random dude sat next to me in a theater I wouldn't even care.

                              Yea, I'd probably think, "Why is he sitting next to me when he could sit anywhere else?"

                              But I would think the same thing regardless of who sat next to me. Unlike some men, I'm not in the theater to check out hot babes. So if a hot chick sat next to me, I would notice but I'd prefer she moved. I paid 10 bucks to watch the movie in front of me. Not to watch you.
                              i thought about buying this shirt today

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                              • CMH
                                Making you famous
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 26203

                                #75
                                Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                                Originally posted by dagger55
                                i thought about buying this shirt today

                                Wouldn't it make more sense to just wait until the movie is over and then talk to her?

                                It's also a good ice breaker. "What you think of the movie?"

                                If she responds with a one word reply then she was never interesting to talk to in the first place. If she opens up, bingo you've got yourself a potential date.

                                Talking in the theater is gay.
                                "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                                "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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