What's the last text on your phone say?

[PhilliesFan13]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

"Didn't notice."

[mburke2]

My friend (to another friend of ours in a group text): don't fall asleep ****er


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[Lieutenant Dan]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

"I'm in, no one spotted me."

[Watson]

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[DirtyJerz32]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

No she didn't let you do that. Liar!

[Chaos81]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Outgoing: "How are you feeling?"
Incoming: "She's still asleep lol"

[MachineGunLotto]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Friend to me:

"I'm sorry, could you please tell your old g*y Celtics that Jerryd Bayless don't want none of his sh*t."

I don't even know what he is talking about lol so my responds to that was "???"

I haven't got a reply yet.

[khaled]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

me: "we are coming to pick you up"
"what do you mean we?"
me: "---- is with me"
"fml"

[Watson]

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[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Incoming: Guess what my daughter told me this morning before school

Outgoing: What ?

Incoming: "Mom,my friend is too skinny,even her skinny jeans sag..poor girl"l

Outgoing: LMAO

[Koolie G]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Texting a guy that I used to work with.

Me: Did you get married?
Him: Yes.
Me: What the....?

No further communication. This dude is going through a midlife crisis and when I talked with him 3 weeks ago he was not dating anyone, after getting divorced last year. Unreal. Maybe he married Hope Solo.

[PhilliesFan13]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Mets R.A. Dickey wins National League Cy Young Award.

[kingkilla56]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

In: "Lol my best friend here's about it every week she doesn't think we're goin to last"

Out: so that makes 125 in camp move on... But let's ignore everybody!

In: you're an *******

Out: at least we agree on something today

[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Incoming: You going to the meeting tonight ?

Outgoing: No, but my wife will be there

Incoming: How come you don't ever attend when you are a Vet ?

Outgoing: Because 2 hours is too long of a time to do 10 minutes of actual work.

Incoming: You suck.

Outgoing: Not as good as your ex wife

Incoming: LOL

[Koolie G]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Out: Dunno exactly when. Look up (Girls name) on Facebaook. Lol.

In: (Please be black....)

In: Drat

In: The comments under her profile pic are priceless.

Out: Bobby has lost his mind.