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  • Blzer
    Resident film pundit
    • Mar 2004
    • 42535

    #421
    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

    Originally posted by Blzer
    Incoming: Its like i have sleight of hand pro for reloading toilet paper rolls
    Outgoing: What's "pro" about it?
    Incoming: I can rip it out of its wrapping quick too
    Outgoing: Did you text this while you were dropping a deuce?

    He changed the conversation after that.
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    • fishepa
      I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
      • Feb 2003
      • 18989

      #422
      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

      "Jeremy you are gay and so is Mell."

      No offense to anyone but that's my last text.

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      • TCM
        MVP
        • Jun 2011
        • 1800

        #423
        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

        Do u want anything from walgreens
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        • C the Lyte
          Left side, strong side
          • May 2009
          • 2253

          #424
          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

          Word for word:



          "I just crapped like diarrhea in my pants at Hobby Lobby."

          EXPERIENCE MAYHEM FOOTBALL

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          • SidVish
            2010,13,15,16 CHAMPS!
            • Apr 2003
            • 11743

            #425
            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

            Let's meet up at my house and leave by 6 pm so we can get to All State arena in time to see the dark matches.
            "You got it man. I don't watch hockey." SidVish
            "I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score."
            Ricky Davis
            "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." Albert Einstein

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            • adice15
              MVP
              • Jul 2009
              • 2161

              #426
              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

              Incoming: "Haha yeah I've got that swag"
              Outgoing: "You have a Soggy White Australian Giraffe? Can I see?"
              Follow me on Twitter: @ADice15

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              • cardswin2006
                Rookie
                • Mar 2011
                • 328

                #427
                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                "Huh. I hope she's aware of where the bathroom is at all times."

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                • Koolie G
                  MVP
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 1812

                  #428
                  Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                  To my buddy who is a Louisville fan:

                  Me: "Merry Christmas and Crappy New Year's Eve! GO CATS!!"
                  (UK plays UL on Dec 31st)

                  Him: "C" "A" "R" "D" "S" "Cards". (6 straight text messages)
                  Last edited by Koolie G; 12-29-2011, 11:34 AM.
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                  • mburke2
                    MVP
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 1174

                    #429
                    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                    Text from my buddy last night during the Celtics game:

                    "Those white guys suck. Only white guy allowed should be Scal"

                    He was talking about Brian Scalabrine
                    Patriots
                    Celtics
                    Bruins
                    Red Sox

                    Twitter: @mburke2_08
                    PSN: mburke2_08

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                    • ubernoob
                      ****
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 15522

                      #430
                      Incoming: "Looks like they're serious about franchising Flynn"

                      Outgoing: "smart lady haha"

                      Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk
                      bad

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                      • Kriech23
                        MVP
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 2302

                        #431
                        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                        One of my ex's best friends

                        Incoming: where have u been all my life? haha

                        Outgoing: I don't know, truly a shame..

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                        • canes21
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 22937

                          #432
                          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                          Originally posted by Kriech23
                          One of my ex's best friends

                          Incoming: where have u been all my life? haha

                          Outgoing: I don't know, truly a shame..
                          Sounds like they're truly best friends like you say.
                          “No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.”


                          ― Plato

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                          • Watson
                            Burrow Club
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 27013

                            #433
                            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                            @AdamdotH

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                            • hvegasooner
                              Pro
                              • May 2003
                              • 588

                              #434
                              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                              text from friend... during ATL/ NY giants


                              In: Mike Smith is a effing moron


                              out: you dont like him?

                              IN; He doesnt know how to call short yard Situations
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                              Life is wonderful so get out and enjoy it!


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                              • Watson
                                Burrow Club
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 27013

                                #435
                                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                                @AdamdotH

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