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  • NDAlum
    ND
    • Jun 2010
    • 11453
    #391
    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

    I'm late but **** you enigma

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      • kingkilla56
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jun 2009
        • 19395
        #392
        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

        me: I thought that sucka died son

        friend: lol nah my brother is coming





        ...I really thought that sucka died though. Havent heard from him in 3 years.
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          • buckeye02
            MVP
            • Jul 2009
            • 4148
            #393
            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

            " Just saw Scott ******'s Facebook. Check it out when you want a good laugh.

            Me - Already laughing
            PSN: buckeye02

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              • hvegasooner
                Pro
                • May 2003
                • 588
                #394
                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                covo just a few mins ago from red sox fan

                Friend: since when was Posada a DH
                Me: i have no clue
                Friend : hes a freaking Catcher not a DH
                I am the disabled gamer
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                  • Watson
                    Burrow Club
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27013
                    #395
                    And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                    @AdamdotH

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                      • Reaman
                        MVP
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2917
                        #396
                        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                        Mornin' <url>

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                          • EnigmaNemesis
                            Animal Liberation
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 12216
                            #397
                            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                            Originally posted by WatsonTiger
                            I think every dude has pulled the wing women method at least once. If not, I'll openly admit to it.
                            Yes sir... also one of my best friends that is a girl, pimps me out to all her cute friends... I love my life sometimes.

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                              • AUChase
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 19403
                                #398
                                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                I'm constantly telling my best friend's girlfriend to help me out with some of her friends. Problem is, by now I've dated most of her good friends.. lol.

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                                  • EnigmaNemesis
                                    Animal Liberation
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 12216
                                    #399
                                    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                    Originally posted by AUChase89
                                    I'm constantly telling my best friend's girlfriend to help me out with some of her friends. Problem is, by now I've dated most of her good friends.. lol.
                                    The beauty of the situation right now, she is in college... so yeah, always bringing new "prospects" around.

                                    Okay that sounds so bad...

                                    Last text on the phone... "Haha u couldnt handle itt" sent to me. Girls are so "confident".
                                    Last edited by EnigmaNemesis; 10-04-2011, 11:27 AM.
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                                      • Watson
                                        Burrow Club
                                        • Jul 2008
                                        • 27013
                                        #400
                                        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                                        @AdamdotH

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                                          • Watson
                                            Burrow Club
                                            • Jul 2008
                                            • 27013
                                            #401
                                            Bishes be crazy
                                            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                                            @AdamdotH

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                                              • TheMatrix31
                                                RF
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 52908
                                                #402
                                                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                                I can't ask to be hooked up with my friends' friends because they're all either high maintenence, ugly, or taken. And by taken I mean engaged or married. SMH.

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                                                  • dickey1331
                                                    Everyday is Faceurary!
                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 14285
                                                    #403
                                                    Well then stop acting like a rude drunk guy and let me sleep


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                                                      • EnigmaNemesis
                                                        Animal Liberation
                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                        • 12216
                                                        #404
                                                        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                                        Spoiler


                                                        Last edited by EnigmaNemesis; 10-15-2011, 12:21 PM.
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                                                          • Sausage
                                                            MVP
                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 3905
                                                            #405
                                                            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                                            Cousin - How many drinks did I have last night?

                                                            Me - Dude, you called your mom for a booty call. I'd say to many.

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