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  • Acid
    Mr. Brightside
    • May 2003
    • 16954

    #316
    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

    ****, I wish I got texts like that from my boss. Instead, with my terrible luck, I pocket dial him from strip clubs and parties.

    To keep with the topic, my last text: "Yeah...u work tuesday?"
    Blind to this impending fate
    We let the world carry our weight
    It's back breaks with every mile
    But we all live in denial

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    • jmood88
      Sean Payton: Retribution
      • Jul 2003
      • 34639

      #317
      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

      In- Blake Griffin is David Stern's created player
      Originally posted by Blzer
      Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

      If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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      • ODogg
        Hall Of Fame
        • Feb 2003
        • 37953

        #318
        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

        my g/f saying: LEAVE AT 7:15
        Streaming PC & PS5 games, join me most nights after 6:00pm ET on TwitchTV https://www.twitch.tv/shaunh20
        or Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@shaunh741

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        • dickey1331
          Everyday is Faceurary!
          • Sep 2009
          • 14285

          #319
          This weeks gonna suck being apart. I'm already dreading it.

          Do you really care where I sent this from?
          MLB: Texas Rangers
          Soccer: FC Dallas, Fleetwood Town
          NCAA: SMU, UTA
          NFL: Dallas Cowboys
          NHL: Dallas Stars
          NBA: Dallas Mavericks

          I own a band check it out

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          • Koolie G
            MVP
            • Mar 2005
            • 1812

            #320
            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

            Out: Ur scared. He doesn't like homosexuals.

            In: You're a homo
            PSN: Koolie_G
            XBL: KoolieG
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            • ~LiverpoolRed~
              YNWA
              • Dec 2008
              • 10755

              #321
              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

              In: Coach I can't make it to practice tonight, I'm having my wisdom teeth taken out.

              Out: You're cut.

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              • Koolie G
                MVP
                • Mar 2005
                • 1812

                #322
                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                Originally posted by ~LiverpoolRed~
                In: Coach I can't make it to practice tonight, I'm having my wisdom teeth taken out.

                Out: You're cut.
                As he/she should have been. Get your dentristy work done on your own time kid.
                PSN: Koolie_G
                XBL: KoolieG
                Twitch: KoolieG

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                • Watson
                  Burrow Club
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 27013

                  #323
                  Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                  what is the chance of our softball team being on the same floor as prostitutes! haha
                  And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                  @AdamdotH

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                  • Jackbert
                    Banned
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 21

                    #324
                    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                    xD so wassup?
                    I've had some pretty funny ones, but my last was boring.

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                    • ImTellinTim
                      YNWA
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 33028

                      #325
                      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                      In response to a missed call from me when I was heading out Friday night:

                      "Yo Buzz, sorry I didn't get back to ya last night, was heading up a killer D & D campaign."

                      Yup, these are my friends.

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                      • Moses Shuttlesworth
                        AB>
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 9435

                        #326
                        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                        Out: Did you see Blake Griffin's alley-oop last night? Absurd.

                        In: I know

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                        • 12
                          Banned
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 4458

                          #327
                          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                          "Bring it."

                          In reference to me telling a friend that I'll be starting P90x soon.

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                          • VTPack919
                            We Go Again
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 9708

                            #328
                            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                            Originally posted by jmood88
                            In- Blake Griffin is David Stern's created player
                            LOL, that is awesome.
                            YNWA

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                            • UNC_Pete
                              MVP
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 2487

                              #329
                              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                              In: (Wife's boss) Awe..I had a good weekend actually for once. I HAD SEX!
                              Out: That's great news! I'll be sure to pass that info on to Kel (My wife)

                              My wife has a bad habit of texting people from my phone when hers is dead..

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                              • DirtyJerz32
                                All Star
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 7617

                                #330
                                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                Me: Hey babe, Fight Night came in today so you know what that means.

                                wife: Yes, it means you're a dork.

                                Gotta love it!
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