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  • hvegasooner
    Pro
    • May 2003
    • 588

    #166
    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

    Out: mike shanahan was just fired in Denver
    IN: NO WAY!

    My friend reactson sums up every sports fan who texts in america right now
    I am the disabled gamer
    twitter- Hvegasooner

    Life is wonderful so get out and enjoy it!


    Playing: FIFA 16, EA Sports UFC 2, WWE 2K16, MLB The Show 16

    Consoles: PS4 Xbox 360 PS2

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    • jmood88
      Sean Payton: Retribution
      • Jul 2003
      • 34639

      #167
      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

      Received- ??? maybe his left leg
      Sent- Yeah I don't know what the **** she was looking at

      Some woman was talking about how Byron Leftwich looks like Gary Coleman
      Originally posted by Blzer
      Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

      If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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      • NoleFan
        Hall Of Fame
        • Aug 2002
        • 12856

        #168
        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

        Out: "I do actually"

        In: "You so sweet"

        re: if I missed a lady friend while I was at home for Christmas
        F-L-O-R-I-D-A! S-T-A-T-E! Florida State! Florida State! Florida State! Wooooo!

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        • hvegasooner
          Pro
          • May 2003
          • 588

          #169
          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

          Out: Bye Bye Pacman...the boys cut him
          In: Old news that so Happened Yesterday!

          Epic Text Fail
          I am the disabled gamer
          twitter- Hvegasooner

          Life is wonderful so get out and enjoy it!


          Playing: FIFA 16, EA Sports UFC 2, WWE 2K16, MLB The Show 16

          Consoles: PS4 Xbox 360 PS2

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          • BoomerSooner11
            MVP
            • Jun 2008
            • 2203

            #170
            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

            Receieved- "So all weekend right?"
            Sent- "Ya, I guess..sure."
            11-2

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            • Mo
              SSN
              • May 2003
              • 11425

              #171
              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

              In: "I Know. But I need some sleep. Good Night. I will come up with some good ideas tonight."
              Out:"Sleep is overrated, but good night..."

              this girl while she was on a 30 hour road trip back from Vegas.
              Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.

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              • Koolie G
                MVP
                • Mar 2005
                • 1812

                #172
                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                Out: Maze looks like iverson but shoots like
                Matt Jones.

                In: do u have a trial today?

                Re: bobby maze at Tennessee sucking
                & my text was sent to matt.
                PSN: Koolie_G
                XBL: KoolieG
                Twitch: KoolieG

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                • skitch
                  Fear Ameer
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 12349

                  #173
                  Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                  Me: Who all is there?
                  Her: Just spend the night with me
                  Me: That's not what I asked.
                  Her: It's what I asked ****er.

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                  • headrulz101
                    MVP
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 2045

                    #174
                    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                    In: Ur late man, where the **** are u?
                    Out: U come and shovel this ****ing car out.
                    http://twitter.com/jamesmartin1

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                    • stewaat

                      #175
                      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                      In: Its working. I will give in when i can't wait anymore...

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                      • NoleFan
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 12856

                        #176
                        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                        Out: I'd rather play nyg in ny than philly at home. Those blitzes would have jake all screwed up and asante would be covering steve smith. That's not a good look
                        F-L-O-R-I-D-A! S-T-A-T-E! Florida State! Florida State! Florida State! Wooooo!

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                        • baumy300
                          Most Valuable Pepe
                          • May 2005
                          • 3998

                          #177
                          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                          In: HAHAHA! I AM GOING TO GO **** YOUR MOTHER!!!

                          Out: Put the phone down, Dad. You're drunk.
                          I post the frog
                          It makes me happy
                          People get upset
                          It makes me sad
                          I post the frog

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                          • Bird006
                            MVP
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 961

                            #178
                            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                            In: Just had the craziest dream...
                            Out: About what?
                            In: It was really long.. You were in the whole thing.


                            Some blonde chick who I haven't even spoken to in a while.

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                            • Acid
                              Mr. Brightside
                              • May 2003
                              • 16954

                              #179
                              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                              Originally posted by Bird006
                              In: Just had the craziest dream...
                              Out: About what?
                              In: It was really long.. You were in the whole thing.


                              Some blonde chick who I haven't even spoken to in a while.
                              "The dream was accurate, it really is that long."

                              If that wasn't your response, I will slap you.
                              Blind to this impending fate
                              We let the world carry our weight
                              It's back breaks with every mile
                              But we all live in denial

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                              • Bird006
                                MVP
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 961

                                #180
                                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                Originally posted by Acid
                                "The dream was accurate, it really is that long."

                                If that wasn't your response, I will slap you.
                                LOL

                                No, that wasn't my response.

                                I'm reluctant to come on too strong with this one, because she's really hot and cold. One day she'll text me with messages like that, then the next I don't even exist. So I ain't sweatin' it.

                                Anyways, where do you want to slap? Should I bend over?

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