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  • The GIGGAS
    Timbers - Jags - Hokies
    • Mar 2003
    • 28474

    #181
    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

    Originally posted by Bird006
    LOL

    No, that wasn't my response.

    I'm reluctant to come on too strong with this one, because she's really hot and cold. One day she'll text me with messages like that, then the next I don't even exist. So I ain't sweatin' it.

    Anyways, where do you want to slap? Should I bend over?
    Kinky.
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    • Husker_OS
      Champs
      • Jun 2003
      • 21459

      #182
      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

      IN: will you meet us there?

      OUT: just walk in




      my ex sent me a drunk message at around 2 AM last night, i deleted it asap so technically that doesnt count..right?
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      • X*Cell
        Collab: xcellnoah@gmail
        • Sep 2002
        • 8107

        #183
        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

        about to go to this party and this girl with us wants to go... so my friend texts me to avoid confrontation...

        IN: Yo wtf i dont want her to come cockblock
        IN: No lie son she will cockblock
        Last edited by X*Cell; 01-10-2009, 05:41 PM.
        SAN ANTONIO SPURS

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        • Gibbz
          All Star
          • Aug 2005
          • 8240

          #184
          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

          Out: "Haha! Who is this?"

          In: "ICE MAN ON BABY CLAUDS FONE."


          Just reminded me of a funny incident. The message was from a drunken friend texting me from his girlfriend's phone.
          Last edited by Gibbz; 01-10-2009, 09:17 PM.

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          • MillardMavs
            Pro
            • Oct 2008
            • 896

            #185
            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

            "Hey wats up man"

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            • skitch
              Fear Ameer
              • Oct 2002
              • 12349

              #186
              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

              IN: Want to have text sex?
              OUT: Definitely.
              I: U have your pants off?
              O: All I have on is a wizard hat.
              I: Oh kinky i have a feather duster and handcuffs. u want ur hands tied or feet
              O: Feet so I can still do magical spells.
              I: Want me to use my hands first or my mouth
              O: I must have used the wrong spell because you caught on fire.
              I: Will u lick up my ashes
              O: No, a mythical phoenix used the bathroom on them.

              I ****ing hate talking to this girl.

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              • Koolie G
                MVP
                • Mar 2005
                • 1812

                #187
                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                Originally posted by skitch
                IN: Want to have text sex?
                OUT: Definitely.
                I: U have your pants off?
                O: All I have on is a wizard hat.
                I: Oh kinky i have a feather duster and handcuffs. u want ur hands tied or feet
                O: Feet so I can still do magical spells.
                I: Want me to use my hands first or my mouth
                O: I must have used the wrong spell because you caught on fire.
                I: Will u lick up my ashes
                O: No, a mythical phoenix used the bathroom on them.

                I ****ing hate talking to this girl.
                ^^^^
                Awesome!

                In: True. You just said you wanted his balls out...you're gay
                Out: U played soccer
                In: You kept stats and are unathletic
                Out: U are

                He's a dentist and I'm a lawyer, if our clients knew made bad juvenile jokes all the time they might think twice about being our clients.
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                • Marino
                  Moderator
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 18113

                  #188
                  Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                  Originally posted by skitch
                  IN: Want to have text sex?
                  OUT: Definitely.
                  I: U have your pants off?
                  O: All I have on is a wizard hat.
                  I: Oh kinky i have a feather duster and handcuffs. u want ur hands tied or feet
                  O: Feet so I can still do magical spells.
                  I: Want me to use my hands first or my mouth
                  O: I must have used the wrong spell because you caught on fire.
                  I: Will u lick up my ashes
                  O: No, a mythical phoenix used the bathroom on them.

                  I ****ing hate talking to this girl.
                  Such an epic line!

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                  • LionsFanNJ
                    All Star
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 9464

                    #189
                    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                    IN: AKIMBO!!!!!!!!
                    OUT: Yes. I know.

                    In reference to an album I was recommended to get my hands on.
                    HELLO BROOKYLN.
                    All Black Everything

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                    • tehova
                      b**-r*y
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 3694

                      #190
                      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                      IN:WOOOOOOO!!!!! Steelers

                      OUT: Omar Epps will betray you
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                      • The GIGGAS
                        Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 28474

                        #191
                        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                        In: Can i play your world tour?
                        Out: Go for it! Any game you want!
                        In: Coolness thanks yo

                        I'm very generous, and my Xbox is being shipped to TX. So my roommate can play my games in the meantime.
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                        • hvegasooner
                          Pro
                          • May 2003
                          • 588

                          #192
                          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                          Inbox: Aw thanks I miss you. (from really cute chick )
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                          • Altimus
                            Chelsea, Assemble!
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 27283

                            #193
                            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                            In:

                            I didntknow she didn't have a ring nothing

                            Out:

                            With all the adventures you have, you should have your own TV show.

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                            • auburntigersfan
                              Release the Kirchen
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 4737

                              #194
                              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                              out: change of plans, partie's at 3911 E 104 St, it's right across from my house basically.



                              We pretty much convinced this kid that there was a party, but we'd only let him go if he bought us doughnuts, so we were at krispy kreme and he bought them. Our plan was brilliant, too, my friend has this iphone app where it fakes a call, so he kept getting fake calls and acting like we were going to go to some great party. The last call he got he acted like the party got cancelled. The kid didn't believe us, so he followed us home, I noticed it and skipped my exit to see his reaction.
                              The kid calls me up immediately and I try convince him there is no party.

                              Here's when it gets funny. We just want to yank his chain, so we go looking for an address to send him to saying that we're at a party there and we find a gem, I'm talking probably 30 cars outside of this house. We told him the address, we told him we were inside, he went inside, funniest **** ever.
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                              • Gibbz
                                All Star
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 8240

                                #195
                                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                Out: "His whole house is gonna smell like guitars!"

                                In: "I don't give a ****!"

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