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IN: will you meet us there?
OUT: just walk in
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about to go to this party and this girl with us wants to go... so my friend texts me to avoid confrontation...
IN: Yo wtf i dont want her to come cockblock
IN: No lie son she will cockblockLast edited by X*Cell; 01-10-2009, 05:41 PM.SAN ANTONIO SPURSComment
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IN: Want to have text sex?
OUT: Definitely.
I: U have your pants off?
O: All I have on is a wizard hat.
I: Oh kinky i have a feather duster and handcuffs. u want ur hands tied or feet
O: Feet so I can still do magical spells.
I: Want me to use my hands first or my mouth
O: I must have used the wrong spell because you caught on fire.
I: Will u lick up my ashes
O: No, a mythical phoenix used the bathroom on them.
I ****ing hate talking to this girl.Comment
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^^^^IN: Want to have text sex?
OUT: Definitely.
I: U have your pants off?
O: All I have on is a wizard hat.
I: Oh kinky i have a feather duster and handcuffs. u want ur hands tied or feet
O: Feet so I can still do magical spells.
I: Want me to use my hands first or my mouth
O: I must have used the wrong spell because you caught on fire.
I: Will u lick up my ashes
O: No, a mythical phoenix used the bathroom on them.
I ****ing hate talking to this girl.
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In: True. You just said you wanted his balls out...you're gay
Out: U played soccer
In: You kept stats and are unathletic
Out: U are
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Such an epic line!IN: Want to have text sex?
OUT: Definitely.
I: U have your pants off?
O: All I have on is a wizard hat.
I: Oh kinky i have a feather duster and handcuffs. u want ur hands tied or feet
O: Feet so I can still do magical spells.
I: Want me to use my hands first or my mouth
O: I must have used the wrong spell because you caught on fire.
I: Will u lick up my ashes
O: No, a mythical phoenix used the bathroom on them.
I ****ing hate talking to this girl.Comment
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IN: AKIMBO!!!!!!!!
OUT: Yes. I know.
In reference to an album I was recommended to get my hands on.HELLO BROOKYLN.
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In: Can i play your world tour?
Out: Go for it! Any game you want!
In: Coolness thanks yo
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Inbox: Aw thanks I miss you. (from really cute chick )I am the disabled gamer
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out: change of plans, partie's at 3911 E 104 St, it's right across from my house basically.
We pretty much convinced this kid that there was a party, but we'd only let him go if he bought us doughnuts, so we were at krispy kreme and he bought them. Our plan was brilliant, too, my friend has this iphone app where it fakes a call, so he kept getting fake calls and acting like we were going to go to some great party. The last call he got he acted like the party got cancelled. The kid didn't believe us, so he followed us home, I noticed it and skipped my exit to see his reaction.
The kid calls me up immediately and I try convince him there is no party.
Here's when it gets funny. We just want to yank his chain, so we go looking for an address to send him to saying that we're at a party there and we find a gem, I'm talking probably 30 cars outside of this house. We told him the address, we told him we were inside, he went inside, funniest **** ever.WUSTLComment


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